Monkeys Fist

Unless it was him kicking them, you’d end up with a sore ankle.

Jesus! The reach on the bloke!

I’d have a tiny shred of respect for them* if just once, one of these lickspittle fuckers would just admit that they got something wrong. * I wouldn’t, they’re rancid scum, but you get my point.

Surely not.

Considering the life he lead it’s incredible he made it to within spitting distance of 100.

Bonington? I doubt his four sons would be interested in an oik like me.

Fucking shite is giving it more credit than it deserves.

Looks mint, tbf.

Is the sock full?

I don’t see a problem here.

Meenzer living like a king. The Groom of the Stool

I embraced my follicle deficiency many years ago, and tbh, I’m glad I no longer have to bother with places like this- looks like a right Palace of Plonkers.

https://monkeyfisthair.co.uk/

Porque no los dos?

Aye, not only him snapping his legs, but Bonington also broke his ribs on the way down too. Mental.

Doug Scott- 79. The first Englishman to stand on the summit of Everest, and an absolute legend in the climbing world. The story of his descent of the Ogre after snapping both legs at the shin is gut wrenching, and well worth reading. Decent obit here which mentions his work in later life in Nepal. RIP

Pero buena familia?

Blakey’s segs- I loved hammering them in, fucking lethal in winter though

These gave me superhuman skills on my Raleigh Grifter

I had a pet duck that hired a duck butler to open and close doors, slice his lettuce and other butlery stuff. When I asked how he was going to pay him he said, ”Just put it on my bill”.

Bloody hell. He always looked like he’d just smelt a particularly bad beer fart that Cathy Secker had crop-dusted him with just before going on air. RIP

( playing it on a loop adds another level of daft).