Monkeys Fist

Only four years to go then…

The lasses never did

So, next week then?

What’s this Bridget not washing her hands story? Sounds right up my street

I’ve said before, Jay Jay Sea had some serial killer vibes Nice chap though.

Congrats on the nuptials Ant! Craig turning up, Ant bollocking on about tech stuff, The Boldon Bunter pitching up like a lapdog- it’s like the good old days So, with that in mind, and since Ant isn’t allowed to look at other ladies’ tits anymore, here’s one from the Fist Archives.

At 25 I never made 50k nor played football- didn’t stop me

Fair play to the owld lad, he’s pulling a power move pointing his cock at Her Maj.

Spot on Tom. My grandad was a miner from Washington, black and white all his life, went to Roker Park if we were playing away because he got very little time off and liked watching a game.

RTG’d your post. How’s the bid going? You got the loans together yet?

It’s like shit lesbian porn- two bald cunts going at each other in the most mild way possible.

Labour Club?

Mix it with a bit of water, obvs, rub it over the lens( both sides), then wipe them off with dry paper towels. It should keep them from fogging long enough to do your shopping. Shaving cream also works.

Bruced your post.

Shefki Kuqi seen frantically buying up Memory Foam pillows at New Bridge St. Bedding Centre closing down sale.

This Friday I heard

Wash your lenses with Fairy liquid- should stop them fogging up for quite a while.

Fyp.