Monkeys Fist

Why “must” the shadow chancellor be a woman? Surely the main deciding factor should be that they’re the best person for the job, not whether or not they’re a splitarse? Should they also have blonde hair, a son, and play electric guitar?

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He’s gone Brazilian- A little landing strip above a massive fanny.

Hopefully whatever airlines remain will take over their routes? Also, someone should tell the bloke in that article (that lost his flight to Paris), how to look “gutted”, because he’s currently shite at it.

Pickford has arms?

Mum, with Lesley Manville and Peter Mullan is also very good.

Aye, it really is good.

As long as Anne Widdecombe isn’t on it.

Pelanty!

I’d give my left nut to have either one back in charge right now, tbh.

I’d rather watch that than Strictly Come Fucking Dancing.

I’m washing my hair, and I’m bald.

You should change your name to Ray. Ray O’Sunshine.

Aye, him and their manager at the time, Mike Jeffreys, fucked them over good and proper.

https://twitter.com/nevillesouthall/status/1234466863482130443?s=21

I’ll have to watch that. Ma Fist worked there and was friends with t’ Animals, ( as I’m sure I’ve mentioned before ) This is one of her snaps of them from 1965, backstage at the A Go-Go, after they’d got rid of Alan Price, who by all accounts was a massive cunt.

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Can’t get a word in edgeways here.