Monkeys Fist

“Anyone know any good coaching inns where I can water my horses?”.

Whilst trying to rebuff Sir Cuntalot Letwin’s attempts to get a vote on alternatives to her train wreck in Parliament today, The Lizard had the barefaced cheek to come out with this… ”No government could give a blank cheque to commit to an outcome without knowing what it is” The cheeky fucker!

LOL! Laters

He’s in good company, mind. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-reveals-how-her-faith-in-god-makes-her-certain-she-is-doing-the-right-thing-a7442616.html%3Famp

“RTGed” your post

Yeah, but…

Spoon! Spoon! Crack and shite army!

You’d have a more intelligent conversation with a bag of hammered shite than CT. It’s like the Victorians going to Bedlam to poke the mentals.

Pompeo says God may have sent Trump to save Israel from Iran https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-47670717 Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ-on-a-cunting-bike! We’re fucked, aren’t we?

Jammy bugger!

Of course…

If you were given a 2nd chance to vote, would you go Leave or change to Remain, now that you are aware of the omnishambles Leaving entails?

Funnily enough, I just looked out of my North Tyneside window and found yours.

If/when we crash out with no deal, I’ll happily go round to Tub’s gaff and donate some shithouse roll for him and his poor family. Used… naturally, and he’ll need to unwrap it from the bricks, but you take what you can get, eh?

Or customers to take home and bore the tits off on the way.

Shall we beat Rayvin to death with Jezza’s marrow?

“Getting on with it” Bingo!

She’s having a public blobstrop here.

Aye, it’s been delayed until 20:30. Didn’t see that coming…

Dick Dale ,deed, at the weekend. I genuinely thought he’d died a few years ago.

What an unutterable cunt Farage is.

They’d do it Mackem style though- hand out Aldi sparklers to the filthy horde, a true Stadium of Light spectacle.

“If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope?” That or … ” I feel like a pig shat in my head.”