Monkeys Fist

Colditz

Nips like chapel hat pegs.

T-shirt weather that.

His dad was a musician- he’s a chip off the old block

No you didn’t.

It’s becoming their House Special.

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

Cheers mate. I picture you as a coke-snorting scotch poodle. Just thought I’d add that to the conversation

£15,000,000.01p then. ( I know, I know, but I don’t count the Micro Cunt as a proper NUFC player).

I can give my mangina a trim and break out the weekend dresses if you’re desperate.

D’you not think it’s a bit too perpetual, Tom? ‘Mean, all he wants to do is come here and talk about his beloved underage girls football club.

Said the actress…

This is what annoys the piss out of me, and he seems to have got away with it. By selling off the clubs non-football assets, no doubt via St.James Holdings or whatever cover company he’s created for it, he’s reducing the clubs ability to generate income, which in turn reduces the amount of money we can spend. Combined with the lack income from stadium advertising, he’s quietly fucked us and has his ready-made excuse not to spend ” Can’t go against the FFP rules, Penfold. Tell the Spaniard he’s got nahfink!”

There’s not a lot to do in Hartlepool.

Also, how young is too young?

“Nut Butter”

“ Don’t tell your Mam, this is our special secret… … and don’t speak with your mouth partially full”.

No, no, no…CT is way more invested in them than The Don.

As the chance of a second referendum becomes marginally more possible, I find , bizarrely, that I’m more apprehensive about it than ever- if I’ve realised one thing in the time since Cameron fucked the UK in one fell swoop, it’s that I’ve consistently underestimated the rank stupidity and blind bigotry that courses through the veins of a remarkably large number of our fellow compatriots. I fear that , given a second shot at not becoming a third world country, the bigots, racists, Tories, and plain fucking thick-as-mince cunts, will take the opportunity to double down on the mind-numbing arseholery and turn out in their droves. We could recover, on the global matkets, from one instance of national idiocy. We won’t get a second chance. Can we have another Civil War, please?

It seems he did his utmost to rectify that.

I’ve long held the belief that he’s two half’s of different people, glued together down the middle.

Isn’t it the little girls that make them hard?