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Monkeys Fist

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  1. I’ve been in touch with Fenwicks, they’re happy for me to show my arse in their window when it happens.
  2. Because we’ve always been best mates
  3. More bullshit about the above bullshit. BBC gives more detail on Naga Munchetty ruling https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49837511
  4. History books of the future- “ The Brexit War saw a crushing loss to the Gammonheads at The Battle of Romford Wetherspoons, where over 90% of the aging BAU Gammon Army failed to turn up for battle as Bombardier was on special at £2 a pint. The ensuing massacre saw the People’s Popular Remain Leftist Coalition Liberation Front For Change sweep through the drunken ranks, brandishing vegan snacks at those still capable of running, and mildly rebuking the immobile in to submission.”
  5. Tory Party membership in 2015 was around 150,000. Let’s say two thirds of them wanted out of Europe. Add the 45,000 (2015)UKIP cunts 145,000 people at best. Uk Population over 18 in 2015 was around 51,500,000. 0.0003 %. Democracy.
  6. Naga Munchetty 'breached BBC rules' with Trump comments https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-49825570 This is fucking bullshit.
  7. “And I posted a letter… in your wife’s face!”
  8. I developed an almost pathological hatred fro Carter USM, I’m talking eye twitches whenever I heard or the saw the cunts
  9. Serial burping 999 Cambridgeshire call suspect arrested https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-49813486 Man-child “ Uuugh, I’m boooored” His Mrs. “ Why don’t you get yourself a hobby, love?” Man-child-“ Uuugh, but doing whaaaat?” His Mrs “ Oh I don’t know, try metal detecting or learn to cook, or why don’t you burp at the emergency services?”
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