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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Piss poor trolling from the East Boldon Bunter this morning. Must try harder.
  2. Me too. Its them stopping and playing football that I’m not too keen on.
  3. Funny you should bring that up…
  4. Some boy,Bill. Penetrating while unconscious? I do well not to piss myself when I’m sparked out.
  5. Your arse turns purple for 24 hrs, apparently.
  6. I’ve just been stared at in the pub for chuckling through reading this and imagining the vocally-challenged fuckwits trying to pronounce all the non- British players.
  7. “ We’d like to introduce our new youth coach.…”
  8. In memory of CT’s days of furious self-abuse, now in the dustbin of history, along with his metector.
  9. What would you do if you discovered your Dad was a Mackem, and had played for them?
  10. I’d suggest Mushroom picking, but that’s probably what fucked your shoulder in the first place.
  11. On a related note, CT, are you still digging up old cans, or has that been “retired”?
  12. The name’s Horse… Just Horse
  13. “And the lads and lasses there ahl of them relations…”
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