Monkeys Fist

Is that a Yossarian? Hiw many of these vacuous tarts are there?

Tidied.

Isn’t Ayia Napa in Thypruth?

The tip of my thumb, once a single bone, is now in two bits. Crushed it at work last week, I squeaked a bit.

Here you go, you dirty nonts.

Pissed at 6pm. The weeks, months, and years must fly by for Mrs. CT.

In a world where every kind of rancid porn might you want is available at the click of a button, CT is still staying up late to watch autopsy tiddies on Silent Witness whilst he rubs on the fungus. Desperate edit; and using Car registrations as fluffers! He’s shining a light in to his darkest thoughts here. Just bite the bullet man and watch Crash.

Sky Atlantic? Season 1 was epic TV Season 2 was epically shite. How is 3 panning out?

Aren’t they all horribly dead? Typical taxi driver fetish…

Strange how they never question their own player’s odd reluctance to, you know, live in the town they play for. By their logic, that would mean… nah… it couldn’t be… FTM, MLF, LEAGUE 1 FOR LYFE, ANCE IN ME PANCE.

Lee Ryder- why read any further? ( Unless it’s his diary, and Cock-Eyed Mala is involved ).

Won’t that stain their pance?

“ Thread Slayer” His ability to empty a room meant he single-handedly closed Vaux Brewery.

You’ll have to explain that to him, he’s not a military man.

“Pance”

https://twitter.com/tfnufc/status/1082747942702845955

The lads don’t look too upset mind…

This had me confused momentarily.

She’s usually busy doing her homework.

“This kiddie diddler went to market, This kiddie diddler stayed home This kiddie diddler had cheesy chips This kiddie diddler had none This kiddie diddler had extra fingers So did this one And this kiddie diddler wants to play for them again, when he gets home. “

Is that a dig, or are they just saying how many of them bothered to turn up?

Not the first Mackems to get overexcited watching kids play with balls, are they?