Monkeys Fist

Her prolapse makes it tricky.

I wonder how Rention’s head is this morning

That’s a remarkable recovery time for a man of your age. Did you swap hands and go for a “stranger” for Round 2?

“Quick” One-handed.

Sister Act? I’m not surprised it traumatised you.

You’re only a couple of years older than me. No recollections of, say, Jaws or Star Wars, or (more likely ), Grease? The earliest film you can remember is some shitty biopic about a fat psycho clown

I prefer Denratty.

I can come round in the gang bus if you’re not up to driving.

What’s happening tomorrow?

SCRAAAAWK!

This film was made in 1992 CT, and its one of the first you remember? You’d have been in your mid-twenties. Wtf?

That’s just how the word “gang” sounds when you’ve got a mouthful of seagull cock.

He’s on his third pint of this…

That’s because all yours have disowned you.

I’m busy making a list of all my relatives that’ve registered on 23andme… … and checking over The Van.

Thought you might like this… https://twitter.com/lachlanffd/status/989498224187789313

5th best thing to come out Belgium, after; 1: Phiiiiilllliiiiip Albert 2: Beer 3: Chocolate 4: Paedos.

Bertrand

He’s more a moth. “ Ooh, bright lights!”

Me, or Boldon Bunty?

Why not try making some beer from pallets?

That looks really comfortable…

He’s not bothered with the kids since the lisping nursery teacher turned them gay.

Draws around cards for the “plan drawing”, has a ready made grid for the “ground plan”… nah, just freehand it in purple kiddies chalks.