Monkeys Fist

That looks really comfortable…

He’s not bothered with the kids since the lisping nursery teacher turned them gay.

Draws around cards for the “plan drawing”, has a ready made grid for the “ground plan”… nah, just freehand it in purple kiddies chalks.

Fuck that! Make a new one from pallets.

If I was a MLF, I’d be wondering why he didn’t pay off the debt years ago, and give them a chance off avoiding this stellar descent through the leagues. Glad he’s waited to deliver this parting hoof in the nuts, though.

Like you know who your dad is.

How’s he made it this far ?

You do realise, that’s not made from pallets, don’t you? For you to produce something like that, you’ll need a minimum of; Electric sander Electric planer Electric drill Mitre box Selection of handsaws. 6 months Skill. Better to pay the money

Try this.

“Plans” He’s just drawn around some playing cards.

You could’ve wiped off the jizz stain before you took the pic.

At least it’s not infested with seagulls… … oh, wait.

Expectation vs. Reality “ Didn’t have any nails so used wallpaper paste”

Aye, Poundland.

As if they’ll be able to afford a 2nd team

“Eastleigh have changed managers frequently in recent seasons as Donald has tried to get the Hampshire club promoted to the English Football League (EFL).” Plus ca change, plus c’est le meme chose.

I think he’s fairly restrained there, mind. If I was that close to 30yr old Vergara, I’d be tearing the neck off it.

I live on island to the south east of the Faroe Islands. It’s nice enough, but the weather is shite.

The abortion jokes and Sarah Sanders Predictably, the right are bleating like bitches about it.

So, I was in a Roman maths quiz last night and was absolutely romping it, when, on the last question, I totally forgot how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m Livid.

Bloody lefties.