Monkeys Fist
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You off on holiday? Anywhere nice?
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Your maths is shit.
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3 weeks for me- all the wins!
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The calculator on my phone is broken.
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Which was the dear, departed Sir Ken’s goal in life.
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Not if they take after Poppa Mushroom in the brain department.
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I think KCG has the painters in.
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Digging up lumps of rust in a muddy field.
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Danish CT-“I’m a member of the Danish National Symphony Orchestra” Bored Neighbour-“ Oh, what do you play, violin?” DCT- “ Err, no…” BN-“ You in the brass section then?” DCT- “ Close…ish” BN-“ Just fucking tell me what you play!” DCT “… … planks.”
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What level did you study it, Bunter, and how did they tell you you’d failed?
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I took a pic of my kids at Thiepval in 2015, which captures, I think, the unique atmosphere of these WW1 memorials and cemeteries.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Given the current climate in Luvvieland, they’ll want to be veerrrry careful who they cast. -
How embarrassing it’ll be to get the side-eye from Burton fucking Albion. MLF-“ Eeyah Burton, uz and yayuh ‘ave gorra speshil relationship, ‘aven’t us?” BfA-
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Edit; I am a fanny’s hair away from selling Fist Hall, I can confirm Estate Agents are incompetent idiots.
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The fact they’ll be playing Burton two seasons in a row has a delicious irony.
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Emptier than their bank account.
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Behold the Master Race! -
Just spent hours convincing my mate Pascal, who’s a chef in Lyon, not to top himself. He’d lost the huile d’olive. Happy Easter chaps.
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I wonder if they tried switching him off and then switching him back on again? RIP
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Rafa's resurgent willy wavers vs moaning Mourinho's mancs
Monkeys Fist replied to Dr Gloom's topic in Newcastle Forum
Thats more than a little disturbing. -
