Monkeys Fist

This is a privately run event, though. Has as to be said, mind, no one took a blind bit of notice, me included. “ Aye, ok mate. “ Watch him waddle off in to the crowd… ” Who wants a sparkler then, Fistlets?”

What about the women that were there, I expect they’ll be getting charged too?

I took my lot to the display at Blue Flames tonight. A firework display. With loads of families. There were stewards going round, stopping people from lighting sparklers. At a firework display. p

That’s fucking disgraceful.

Bit harsh, he’s only a cripple.

Paraplegic man drags himself through airport http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45765767 Seems a bit feckin daft to me, mind. The airport offered an apology and offered to take him through on a wheelchair, pushed by a member of staff. He refused, and is now attempting to sue the airport. Seems like a bit of a throbber, tbh.

Anyone seen any shrinking horse baallz then?

Aye, what the Maori said

Someone accused Rockstar of making its dev staff pull 100hr weeks in the run up to RDR2 release. Lots of Rockstar devs then took to Twatter to flat out deny it. I’d link examples but IDNGAFF.

Would explain this

Oof!

Eh? A dull John Redwood? Implying Redwood couldn’t send an entire arena in to a coma simply by walking up to the dais.

He’d be the new Peter Viggers- Duck Pizza Moat.

Fixed that for you, you fucking creeper.

* deletes Mumsnet.

Is this your announcement that you’re running for public office?

Aye, that was much more of a direct biopic. Nicholson’s character in The Departed was very much based on Bulger though.

Aye, if enough people did it I could see it royally pissing him off. Mind you, he’s shown that he’s thin-skinned enough to respond in kind, so it’s a dangerous game.

Wikipedia says both ( remake of Internal Affairs and character based on Bulger). Do do not test me on this, Alex, I will fight you outside Anglo Pizza if you do.

This popped up on reddit, interesting bit of mischief

You’ve got the dementias mate. Vote Labour, save the NHS, live longer.