Monkeys Fist

Do your mates like craft beer? From Grey St. they could go; Split Chimp Box Social Errant They’re all in the railway arches between Castle Keep and along past the Telegraph.

Gemmil in a wig.

Let’s hope they come up with a better name than the one proposed for the new giant wheel, The Whey Aye. Fuck Right Off

Two points here… 1) Why is that daft twat wearing a dead rat on his forehead? 2) Is it surprising they’re in League 1 if they have a unidexter on their side?

He’s a fucking Tory Fuck everyone else.

FYP

I’m just curious how you settled on Newton Heath as your English team, and not someone else equally valid like, oooh, Stoke, or Oxford? Not a glory hunter though, no no no , not fucking Thor here.

For someone who claims not to be a glory hunter, it puzzles me why they don’t follow their home club, IK Start? Wouldn’t have anything to do with this would it?… “As of 7 August 2016, Start have not won in Tippeligaen for 34 games, since they defeated Stabæk 4-1 on 4 July 2015. This is the longest run without winning a single game across any top division in Europe.” They're shitter than we are

And rancid pickled herring.

I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, and assume you’re a born and bred Mancunian who just happens to be living near Kristiansand, Norway, shall I? Get to fuck man, you fucking reindeer shagger.

Adjusted for accuracy.

They want nowt to do with us because our lads still fucking reek of cheap garlic bread and breaded mushrooms.

There’s some controversy over the use of sociopath as a term for mentals, I was speaking to a mate who works as a nurse on the Dingly Dell ward- he agrees that Ashley is most definitely a cunt. So, there we are

That’s because he’s a cunt.

Good God!

Dave man, no one cares about kiddie movies.

Imminent.

Guess where the Tory Party Conference is

Lives in sunderland now, doesn’t he?

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It’s also worth noting that what the fat fucker bought was a lot more than what he’ll eventually be selling. Remember that little bit of land the club owned… right next to the Gallowgate, prime city centre real estate, vital for any expansion plans, remember? Thats gone. All the other properties the club owned and received rents from- transferred to one of his many subsidiaries under M.A.S.H. If anyone is daft enough to give the manky throbber £300m+, they’ll be getting the bare bones of what he initially bought.

Fucking hell- cheap bastard.