Monkeys Fist

Terrifying, isn’t it?

Stage 1 of the above is imminent- I’ll be building up a woodwork workshop in my new gaff’s garage, and getting my pootle on. Any other crapenters on here?

Forgive zerosum, he’s only a human bean.

ffs, he’s as thick as his old boss.

She’s not coming back, Ken.

Shrub Shrub Shrub Herbs. Herbs Decking. Decking Water Feature Bush. Gnome.

Starring Hunter D Stair. He’s where Germans have their gas meters.

I know how much you like digging up pointless shite, CT, so I left it to you.

I’m surprised CT isn’t in to The Detectorists.

Happy Birthday old chap.

It does, to be fair

Oh aye, I know precisely the kind of music, just never it heard called Yacht Rock before.

Yacht Rock? That’s a new genre to me, mind.

Twelve Trooper cycles. (Thats like a Star Wars parsec )

Bit fucking nippy hanging off the Uni today, like. I almost put my gloves on… I tell thee

I bet that stang.

Or “ Yo, da fuck?”, as Bravado Dave might say.

We’ll be moving in the New Year. Moving to a bigger 1940s semi, with a fuck-off big extended kitchen and lounge. There’s no chains involved, so as long as there’s no fuckery from the buyer, it should be fairly smooth. I was round there this afternoon drawing up a list of what actually needs doing before we move, and what pointless shite Mrs. F will be unable to function without. It was a pleasingly small list.

Stop wetting the bed, man!

Honestly man Trooper, do yourself a favour and stop being remotely optimistic- we’re owned by Mike Ashley, the worst possible outcome in any given situation is the one that will happen. Think this way and anything nice that slips through the fatnet is s bonus.

Even if he does look like the resultant monster from Mark Gatiss impregnating Rob Brydon.…