Monkeys Fist

Fuck me! So how did you get around, wheelchair, hobble, ride a pig?

Who has that much free time?

Infected Gout of the Knees… …Oof! Thats a doozy.

The one with the lisp that turns kids gay?

Has your office got titanium blinds up, then?

I predict they’ll finish turd bottom. “Turd” ”bottom” Laugh anytime you like…

Anyone had a crack at this yet? I’m just about done with it and I have to say, it’s a fucking beautiful game world they’ve made. Shame about the character name, mind, as I couldn’t get away from the idea I was playing in Ancient Yorkshire.

The “pancake” option.

Presumably there’s a hole in it’s seat, otherwise there’s some considerable buttering of cheeks going on here.

Are you a Burradon Bamp? I’m never speaking to you again

Does it inject Bong?

Dirty Mackem Bastards

If we all blink at the same time, will essembee fuck off?

“Her” being Deee Lite bird? Howay man, you can’t just leave us hanging like that. Full story, immediately. ( There used to be a bar in Newcastle called The Jewish Mother, pretty close to SJP).

Aye, in the big concrete slide park. That thing (the slide) was fucking lethal. Edit; I think it might still be there. The concrete pitches and walls it was on definitely are. Found Terry Mac signing it, I recognise two of the kids on it as well http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-news-photo/860064900?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#terry-mcdermott-newcastle-united-player-at-killingworth-play-area-to-picture-id860064900 The kid nearest to Terry was a proper

Honestly, if that fucking chinless wonder, Rees-Mogg, gets in power, I’m taking the family to Plessey Woods and going Rambo. What’s more of a concern is the ever-growing shift to the right.

What that clip doesn’t show was the reaction of the host, Kamal Ahmed, and studio guest Baroness Neville-Jones (former Minister of State for Security and Counter Terrorism). They basically chuckled and said “Bless”, like you would to an enthusiastic child.

You rang?

Did anyone see this cunt on Newsnight last night? https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/936369015710089216?s=17

Presumably they’ll impeach Trump and Pence simultaneously, to stop Trump appointing some cunt like Bannon as VP.

If Drumpf and Pence both get the heave-ho, what then? Does Hillary get a shot as Prez, or is Trump’s Secretary of State next up?

Ec-fucking-static.

I tell my kids everything was in black and white until I was 4.

Bugger me! I had that same strip, got it for Christmas in 1973, and I think I wore it to my first game, which would’ve been before this. Do I win £5?