Monkeys Fist

Looks like Walker took a smack on the kneecap sliding off the pitch.

They’re so last season, dahling.

✅

Actual bullets, I think.

The Blackadder theme lyrics fit the Spanish anthem.

How does he know it was him if he was in camouflage?

Fancy a fight?

Who? …

Mrs. F. went to a “Lindisfarne” ** gig at Wylam Brewery at 1pm with her two sisters ( one of their partners is on the stage crew, so free gig). Parting words- “ I’ll be back about 5:00, I’m not drinking so I’ll get something for tea on the way back” Just steamed in, absolutely Weebled, soooo, a swift trip to Friez and Burgz, and a top up of beverage at Sainsbury, and that’s me set for the match- she’ll be asleep in 20 minutes ** The current band have one original member- the drummer. It’s like serving up a Cornish Pastie and saying it’s Carbonara because both have pepper in them

Id say good luck Diego, but I don’t think you’ll need it.

Me too, which probably means he’ll not even be on the bench, but I’m registering my interest

Cumt ✅

Kuntsberg-“ Are you lactose intolerant Nigel “ Wide Mouth -“ Fucking sick of it, love”

Time to update my favourite joke. Trump is raping away at some underage lass when his mate comes in and says “ Hey Donny, I’ve got a 12yr old here, wanna rape her?” Donny says “ No thanks, I’ve got one ‘ere!”

Tragedy that he missed.

The Heed ended up not letting sunderland win , 3-2 Reggie Le Breves or whatever he’s called has already been deemed not good enough by some ( not all) of the muppets on Ready to Groom

Liszt , more like.

How many cheese pockets are on a 5XL shirt?

5XL ???? Does it come with guy lines and pegs?