Monkeys Fist

Oooooh. Canny sized map, too.

2-0 Edit: to us, naturally.

"Overloaded on Fahl, here come the Gandhi sweats…" "Here it comes, fuuuck me, my arse is a volcano! PINT OF WINE, GUPTA, NOW!!!" "Id give it 10 minutes, love"

" serial toilet blocker"

FYP

Are these any good for shaving your head? I usually use my clippers unguarded to get the bonce down to the minimum, then use a double bladed "whatever's cheapest " disposable to go for the full "Shelvey".

That's mint. Been missing from our club for way too long.

I knew this would descend into what it has. Cheers to Tooj, Howay and Ant (and Parky) for the advice, though. I think I'll take Howay's tip and go for the Merkur with the variety pack of blades first. Gemmill is clearly happy enough using the leftover Lady Venus' from his previous nuptials, sufficient for a sparse ginger bumfluff, innit?

Cheers gents. Tooj, one that I fancy is this http://www.shavelounge.co.uk/merkur-34c-de-safety-razor-chrome (Also, seems this is the site of choice. )

Since my chin plumage is now mostly grey with a hint of black, I'm under instruction from Mrs. Fist to shave more often I've been looking at safety razors online, since the usual multi-bladed shite peddled by Gillette etc boils my piss and is ridiculously over priced. Anybody on here use them, (safety razors), and if so, any recommendations? I'm looking at up to £30 for the razor itself, blades are buttons per hundred online. I also want this to further split our already divided board, and fully expect the sitters to also be electric shave savages.

Get in. Some much needed points. I've been stuck on 2 in the prediction table for way too long Edit; just checked- I went for 3-0, not 3-1 ffs

Free tickets? Not to be sniffed at.

Shits Shots Fired

Gag Fnarr

Bowl me!

He was nostrils deep in dirty gusset whilst everyone else was tripping their tits off. Swings and roundabouts

Mackems are short of strikers, aren't they?

Is he not speaking to himself anymore? Must've had a falling out

Same day as the Farage/Trump love-in.

Should've gone to Glegsavers

Leported.

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