Monkeys Fist

Rentons new book, "This Bastard House Hates Me" Out soon on amazon. Please give us a preview of the Builders are Twats chapter.

Gegs or geps. Chester le Street is a bit "special"

Poppy? Pride? Fabulous, dahling!

Any 14 in particular?

In TT tradition for your non-birthday, here aren't some boobs SFW.

"Shocker" mightn't be the best term to use in this toilet themed discussion

The Beige unveiled their latest manager.

Little bit Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

You.

At risk of coming across all Wolfy, I'm increasingly convinced that this is the case. If you look at his entire campaign as a serious push for the Presidency, it (the campaign)makes no sense at all - he's alienated virtually every demographic going, and now has his own party deserting him. If you look at it as a false flag exercise to destabilise the GOP and get Clinton in to the Whitehouse, it plays out perfectly. ( Next step- dump the GOP at the last minute, declare as an independent, take his Loony support with him…job done )

Something by Seth Rogen?

3-0 to the Gusset Sludge.

https://m.imgur.com/8nqR1KO?r

Get out.

What if the bottom goes on top, cowboy style? Is he a top bottom, or just half a pouff?

Holy Grail Giz a clue.

Aye Top one, btw.

I might just send him some dirty keks from J69s site, less hassle, same aroma.

Nicking that.

I must admit I'm really looking forward to it. The option of arriving in Barcelona a day early and having a solo evenings wander is increasingly likely too. I guess there's no problem putting bottled beers in the hold , as it's not going to be pissy lager or any thing fizzy?