Monkeys Fist

Pulled up at home tonight , The Boy gets out of the car and, instead of going straight in the house as usual, he waits in the cold and dark on the drive for me to park. I get out and he asks, deadly serious. " Dad, is it a fact that over half the country don't like .... (dramatic pause, he actually did this ) .... Oysters?" Wtf ? (There had been no mention of oysters in the entire evenings conversations )

Repeat to fart

I reckon Mr. McFerrin has County Durham heritage, as he sings it " Don't Werry" Mackem Twat.

I've seen this happen, it's true.

2nd season is outstanding mate.

Moyes. If they sack him, they're knackered as most of that list would be their shortlist.

She interfering with your browsing for used panties

Dark chocolate or rum?

They won't go with his AC/DC tour t-shirts either.

5-1. To the Truffle Butterers

There could be fail-safe instructions to getting in Sofia Vergaras pants whilst also becoming a billionaire and I'd still never hear it.

I lasted precisely 3 seconds after he began speaking. If I had a voice like that I'd have my vocal chords removed.

Reported

Cumbacked Kings?

Chris Coleman tying his colours to the mast. Good man. Corruption in football should carry life ban - Wales boss Chris Coleman http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37504374

Drank you very much.

essembee- Apple fanboy.

essembee's laptop is a mackem. Clearly.

I know exactly where you mean. My laddie (6) gets indignant about the Christmas lights still being up.

Laurel Avenue or Rocket Way?