Monkeys Fist

Was that a used Greggs bag he also put in there?

Also, since we're on about Star Wars birds and whatnot, check this out Parky. Proof or what, eh ? Eh? ( of what, I don't know, but still.....).

Just needs a gravy stained Mackem top covered in sausage roll pastry flakes.

Did Jabba get his freak on with Leia? If this isn't a shot of post coital bliss/disgust from the happy couple, I don't know what is? Something, something, misogyny, something, something, Jedi tits.....

There's certain products to help with that

He's just told you- Blerbs.

He'll be excluded then ( his grandpappy and your grandpappy might've been neighbours ).

It's shit like this that stops nurse ladies being trained

WWII movie, scene V Pilot of B-29 Bockscar- " Base, we have released Fat Man. We have released Fat Man." Base- " BAMFU FTM MLF"

So's he.

Reported.

4% isn't vast.

She's in mine

My first car was a Mini. Imagine driving on a motorway in a roller skate with a roof. I also managed to 720 it down Matthew Bank, and stay in lane

There's a revelation.

It's my 18th wedding anniversary, therefore she-who-should-be-sectioned has requested her favourite. Rib-eye steak, garlic butter prawns, green beans with lemon, and some recently dug up Pink Fir Apple spuds. Not exactly adventurous but fecking lovely. I've said next year I get to choose - aye, right

Gunt obstructions, innit.

Go on then, I'll take the bait. Please tell us in hilariously mispelled English about your strange encounter as a callow ginge.

Shouldn't we wait for Essembee to pop in and save the day?

Hijo de puta! That's fighting talk in the Great Park hood.

BJs in Bologna