MrBass

tbh

It's her eBay ID that's peeked my interest!

It's akin to the whole situation with Michael Owen as well. I couldn't give a flying fuck if he has no affection for the club, just as long as he puts in 100% effort everytime he represents us. I have no affection for my current employers and if someone came along and offered me a more attractive package for the same or more money, i'd be off like a shot. I still put my all into the job though. I'm afraid this is a legacy of us signing Shearer and 'bringing him home'. A lot of the fans expect other players to have the same affection and reasoning for coming to Newcastle as he did. He was a one-off case in that respect though. Don't agree with that. What's annoying about the whole Owen thing is that he cost us a huge transfer fee, plus massive wages and he's hardly played for us. Now he's got us over a barrell with the release clause he insisted was put in his contract, which means he could fuck off on 31st August and leave us in the shit. I couldn't give a stuff if we weren't his first choice, but instead of hedging his bets he should make his intentions clear to Allardyce so we have time to find a suitable replacement if needed.

Gone where though? None of the "big four" have expressed a definate interest yet.

Principles I'd imagine. Say, for example, you've been with your current firm for several years and you feel you're entitled to a payrise. You ask your boss and you get turned down. Then you get offered a job somewhere else and all of a sudden your current place offers you more money to stay. If that's the situation then fair play I say.

What the fuck did you do with those 3 items to clean yourself up? Thats what i was thinking but was to scared to ask well, i got in the bath on all fours, let rip with a piss on the bog brush (felt the brine would help shift the dry bits) chucked on the persil for the bubbles (non bio of course) then gave myself the reacharound treatment. I put the rubber glove between my teeth to chew down on Sounds like something from a dodgy porn movie!

I was thinking the exactly the same. This is the sort of thing you'd expect to see in a Guy Ritchie movie.

Pisses me off when they do things like this. Oooh let's release each season individually then we'll sucker the fans into buying the whole lot again when the series finishes by releasing a lovely entire series box set.

Yep, he's hilarious. Jonathon's quite funny too in a sarcastic kind of way.

Taking it that Martins is already a Gunner then? Good job I actually read between the highlighted lines!

...but soiling yourself at work is okay?

...and it's all Billy the twats fault that she's not up for eviction this week.

Modern men tbh

So when are we going to see the attractive ones??? Like you'd kick that out of bed!

Go out and buy one then you tight arse!

Get yourself a hard drive and get online then so you can help me get my GOW Dom achievement!

I'm sure The Fish would take it off your hands. As for games, August - November is supposed to be a good time - BioShock, Mass Effect, Halo 3, GTA IV, Fable II, Assasins Creed and Splinter Cell: Conviction

fuck me ...are you having a "see how many ancient threads I can dredge up " night !!!! And what if I am? Eh? You really should have seen to the request before you answered the question tbh

Cheers for that Renton you bastid, just made me squeal like a big girl in a very large and, might I add, silent office!

Tbf, you'd look really shit with a fuzzy face. tbh

Switch to gel man then you can get away with washing your hair every other day.

Wha?!?! What was the reason as that link doesn't work anymore. Oh and for all those who aren't into illegal BitTorrent downloads http://www.playusa.com/DVD/Region_1/CART/2...ct.html?cur=513

Happy Birthday dude.