luckyluke

I am, but I think you're mistaken about Alex.

Having been a fairly recent convert to ISS, I have only recently been introduced to the joys of Peter Brackely's commentary. However, amongst the usual stuff there are a few alarming inclusions: "They're going at it like hammer and tongs" "Dicks it long" "Fucks it through" And, brilliantly during a game between South Korea and Japan, "they're struggling to find a chink in the defence" (yeah I know it's racist, and more importantly would have been better if China were playing but c'est la vie tbh)

The only reason I watch PunkD is in the vain hope somebody is really pissed off with one of the twat's 'hilarious' japes and beats him to a pulp.

your a bit erm strange really arent you? 52028[/snapback] I'm glad she's a bit further away from me than York this year tbh. 52029[/snapback] You're lucky. You can escape it. I'm stuck with me. 52050[/snapback] So we can add schizophrenia to the list of differential diagnoses...

Either, you twat 52044[/snapback] I'll take that as a complement. You twat.

I'm a bit confused by this thread - people I think who are twats who I also like (ie Jerermy Clarkson -complete wanker but he can be funny) or people who are popularly believed to be twats that I don't think are twats (ie Pete Doherty)?

I could start another thread entitled 'foul mouthed dwarf' amnesty if it helps.

I think he looks like he's winking, but in a rather unneccessarily obvious way. It's akin to shouting DO NOT BE OFFENDED, FOR I AM ONLY JOKING when making throwaway comments in normal conversation.

Re the time limit thing - it is believed that a baby cannot survive outside before 24 weeks so this is the legal limit for abortion (however if it has severe congential abnormality then there is no limit - although this means that doctors decide what counts as severe enough - is that right?). Although most hospitals won't do terminations before 20 weeks. Whether or not you agree with abortion is whole other kettle of fish. Interesting point though -If a pregnant woman is murdered does it count as two offences? And if my mum was murdered when she was 20 weeks pregnant with me would the killer have been charged with two counts? I apologise for making the GRC all serious, but he started it.

your a bit erm strange really arent you? 52028[/snapback] I'm glad she's a bit further away from me than York this year tbh.

I'm still here...but I've got shitloads of work to do (and I want to go the gym today) so I really shouldn't be.

You don't need agricultral implement wielding maniacs or gallons of blood to scare people - The Others scared the shit out of me!

Well they need somewhere to show our games should we ever get back into Yurop.

People only vote for him in blind faith IMO.

51782[/snapback] I see your and raise you :blush: :blush: :blush: :gay:

Souness did it.

I noticed that as well. Muppet.

Or a 'toon special', ie a 1-1 draw with their goal coming in the 89th minute.

A man isn't feeling too well, so he goes to the hospital. They run some tests, then the doctor comes to see him to discuss the results. "I'm afraid I've got some bad news - you're dying, and you haven't got long left" The man is distraught. "how long have I got?" he asks. "Ten," says the doctor. "Ten what? Months? Weeks?" asks the frantic patient. The doctor sadly shakes his head. "Nine...."

A man is passing a TV shop. Outside, watching final score is a man with a small dog. "Oh no, Sunderland have lost again" pipes the dog. The first man is astounded. "That's amazing! Your dog just spoke!" he says. "Yeah", the owner replies. "He always says that when they lose" "What does he say when they win?" asks the first man. "I don't know yet!" I remember finding that really funny at the age of eleven.

A belated Happy Birthday LM. Your rose tinted specs are in the post.

The popular trend of spitting contributes to the spread of TB. El Hadj Diouf has got a lot to answer for.

Vitor Baia is Vitor Baia etc What an educational thread.

Well poverty and education are currently such that we can have a pretty much uniformly white Prime Minister, cabinet, House of commons, House of Lords, Police Force judicial system etc, etc So there is only a problem with povert and education with some whites, but with most blacks. 49198[/snapback] It's difficult, I know, I'm not sure what the solutions are. Ironically, from a personal point of view, I see the the most poverty amongst white people. There are quite a large number of black/asian people I know employed as clinical or research doctors, earning a lot of money. Yet virtually all the scumbags I see on the Metro are white trash. To me this reinforces the idea that the root cause of the problem is cultural and societal (if there's such a word) rather than being about race. I can imagine it is very different in London mind. 49199[/snapback] Very different in Leeds and Bradford as well.

I'm either busy on Saturday night or I forget it's on so MOTD2 for me.