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Is that how red Dave was at the piss up? nah the Fish was much redder than that

I got free tickets. I am assuming he is on at the Byker Arms. It is where he started. Catn remember exactly but it may be the Cumberland Arms where hes playing.

I've seen it advertised and could really fancy it but not sure I can afford a ticket (60 quid or summit isnt it?). Always wanted to see Ross Noble and the fact hes on with Paul Weller is quite a thing. When is it? Saturday? I see Noble is also doing a gig at a pub in Byker isnt he for Charity on the Friday night? saw flyers for it saying it was sold out but the last ticket was going on eBay.

wouldnt be able to say without seeing the offending pic. Anyone wanna PM me it?

Cant a man just walk past a spa without getting wolf whistles from passing motor vehicles? I dont know, its a disgrace. Me cuticles are all sorted now though

Just had a text off Craig, this afternoon I told him to put some cash on dog 4 in the fourth race and the daft sod went n stuck a tenner on it (if his missus is reading this then it was a quid ) dozy git, whats he go listening to me for? Oh and it won.

Which two do you see as the culprits then? seeing as only Emre and Zog played from that 5 on Saturday and imo neither had a bad game. EDIT: rather than neither had a bad game, Id prefer to say neither were as shit as half their teammates.

I would tend to agree however this sounded like Nobby had had a few drinks and once he'd got started then he just didnt stop ranting! If you'll permit me to name-drop for a moment. My Dad was talking to Steve Harmison recently (he knows him quite well through a mutual friend). He was doing some training again with NUFC recently and he said several players were coming up to him and telling him about how things at the club were a shambles. He didn't even ask them, they just told him. I also got the feeling on Saturday that, Parker apart, the team isn't exactly playing for Roeder. Either that or we're shite I'd ted to go for the last one there like

I would tend to agree however this sounded like Nobby had had a few drinks and once he'd got started then he just didnt stop ranting!

Just been talking to a mate who has a friend that bumped into (literally) Solano on Saturday night, they got talking and he asked why he wasnt playing on Saturday to which Nobby ranted for ten minutes about Roeder and how he hasnt got a clue what hes doing, crux of the matter is (allegedly) that the foreign players are being blamed by Roeder and Fat Fred for everything that goes wrong and seemingly there are 5 of them with transfer requests in. Nobby, Charlie, Luque, Emre & Babba. Like I say, not sure at all on the source and only time will tell if thats true but it seems plausible and a worrying thought which sadly, fits in with Freddys vision for a Geordie (or at least English) team.

Theres a bastard big piledriver going throughout most of the day just to create that huge irritating loud shake the building noise that you want when you've taken a week off work

If someone has a British Passport then they are effectively British, its like saying that you or I should be deported if we commit a crime. Where would you deport a Briton to?

Well seeing as toonale own it and they sponsor N-O (I think they still do) then they mightnt be too keen to flog it to ya

would be a BIG sarnie though

How does a trout river visit you? Best things for me is the 5 min walk into town, the numerous bars and eateries nearby.

too much stuff going on at times, the fact they empty the skips at the Baltic at 6.30 am into a huge truck which makes a right racket.

this thread is shit tbh

Well I reckon all but maybe one on here can see what Oliver cant then.

Ramage lost his footing on the first one and two minutes later was skinned on the right for the Boa Morte effort. Frankly, hes a liability as much as Bramble the difference is Bramble shows that at times he can cut it. Ramage in my opinion hasn't. Oh and Sibieski before Solano? No Rossi? not even on the bench? you havent really thought this out fully have you?

a bit of crumpet well two with lurpak and raspberry jam on.

Happpppy Birthday to ya.... Happpppppy Birthday to ya, happy Birthdaaaaaaaaaay.

Not as good as Venisons was that time (whatever time it was, sometime in the past, when we were good).

Yep, two blocks along and its the penthouse aye (mine unfortunately is not ) Isegrim, yep I took the bottle along on the tuesday night and was very very pleasantly surprised when a 21 year old (or so) Australian goddess answered it J69, Im sure he feels the same way as you do when Im photographing you wandering round Exhibition Park in your leather chaps and snakeskin boots on a night-time.

It now appears they have to wash their own shirts, looks like Emres got his out to dry.

Emmm I can most assuredly say without conviction that it werent the uber-geeks fault this time I believe it was the Werepigs fault... I believe that statement wouldnt stand up in a court of law your honour, if I hadnt been doing what Iw as doing then the security issues would never have been spotted so there!!........