NJS

Used 500 euro notes in bin bags preferred.

2-0 Mass booing.

This Sky EFL commentator absolutely loves him.

I'm a bit worried about 3 away games in 8 days - I don't think we'll lose all of them but being a fanny I'd be happy with a couple of points.

Typical Dean - free kick the wrong way on a red card tackle.

Thing about Leeds falling apart is they might replace Bielsa which might change things - might have been better if they were bravely failing rather than turbo failing.

It's a big exception but apart from Man City, Spurs have been fucking terrible lately.

Also as a simple point they're relying on anti-virals which as well as being in short supply, rely on early use which effectively abolishing testing renders them almost useless.

I'll never forgive him for going to an fa cup final and playing for pens in a replay from the start.

He lost four derbies in a row - capital offence.

I know we've toyed with the debate on here but a Mackem calling it a "packed lunch" seems just wrong.

"They've been shocking since October" Looks like our takeover going through had the fringe benefit of fucking their minds.

I caught the last 15 minutes of their match on sky in mid week and the commentator said "Steve Bruce is a well known excellent man manager" and I just wondered where utter drivel like that comes from - he certainly never showed any evidence at our place - not counting making ASM happy by not asking him to do any work.

See "Maggie" for the bitch - don't humanise the cunts.

Bobby Robson - he's nearly dead......

The lass reckons West ham's Central midfield have been lethargic - funnily enough this is the fourth game in a row where that remark has been made about our opponents.

Fibre to the premises is holy grail territory - even virgin don't do that. I'd suggest it's only really appropriate for businesses but I don't know any of the costs for this option tbh.

I have as well when I went to Bletchley Park. Really nice restaurant as well. (Though my room looked out on the car park not the pitch).

I know I'm one of the older fuckers on here now that Noelie has fucked off/died but I was wondering if anyone's had eye cataract surgery? Found out today I have a minor one in one eye so going to get it done - though there's a 12 week wait.

Absolutely - same here - but I would still say "would have been" rather than "is".

Not trying to be a more miserable git than usual but I find what I think is a relatively recent trait of describing the birthdays of people who've passed away in the present tense a bit strange - not sure whether it's being a grammar nazi or just finding it jarring but "is his birthday" just doesn't seem right to me....

It makes sense but if Labour fall short I still wouldn't trust the liberals not to go into coalition with the tories again.

Saw him at Reading about 20 years ago - not bad but not my thing really.

Kyle was the classic equaliser that wasn't.

Arca not Kyle. Otherwise spot on.