Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I honestly don't see how that's possible. Just lean over to one side a bit and pop a hand in. Unless your torso is the size of a house, there's nothing easier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Thalidomide would also make it tricky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 After years of defending standers on here I just actually thought about it whilst in the act and realised I'm a sitter. Wiping your arse must be a bit like driving a familiar route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3982 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Thalidomide would also make it tricky. Conversely I now picture sitters as having chimp/orang type arms to reach that far or perhaps prehensile monkeys tails. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The idea that you can't reach your arse with your hand whilst in a sitting position is bizarre. Are you some sort of T-Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 For some reason I imagine a correlation between standing and wiping on the bed after a wank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The idea that you can't reach your arse with your hand whilst in a sitting position is bizarre. Are you some sort of T-Rex. Hugh Jarse tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3982 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The idea that you can't reach your arse with your hand whilst in a sitting position is bizarre. Are you some sort of T-Rex. I can reach it in my arms being long enough sense but there is no access without lifting it from the seat ie standing. I think you don't get that "standing" means maintaining a squat only with the body supported by the legs instead of the seat which also means the cheeks stay spread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Whilst sitting down on a chair, can you lean to one side enough to lift the opposite thigh off the chair? If you cant, you must have a massive arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 The idea that you can't reach your arse with your hand whilst in a sitting position is bizarre. Are you some sort of T-Rex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Just realised that some post on here in the last 24 hours (Gloom?), suggested a back to front motion. I worry that this requires access from the front and parting your legs like a tart. I hope this is wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Do the standers want me to make an instructional video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Just realised that some post on here in the last 24 hours (Gloom?), suggested a back to front motion. I worry that this requires access from the front and parting your legs like a tart. I hope this is wrong. Ignore it! Never wipe back to front! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I wonder if women go front to back as it were in order to converse toilet paper and clean both orifices in one motion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 I wonder if women go front to back as it were in order to converse toilet paper and clean both orifices in one motion. Do you really wonder that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17820 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Do women actually talk to toilet paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Do women actually talk to toilet paper? Think I need a big cup of tea, got my S and V mixed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Do any of the standers wipe back to front... that would be a right goofy way of doing things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Nowadays I've adopted a sit down sawing motion - the paper is always touching. This allows for optimal economising of toilet paper as the shit to paper ratio is greatly increased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34593 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 By sawing, I assume you mean rubbing backwards and forwards. Which is a fucking disgrace. Especially for a hairy bastard like you. Must be like Brian May's plughole back there, and you're adopting a sawing motion to sort things out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 backwards and forwards Jesus christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Brian May's plughole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6188 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 at this thread. A woman can't back to front wipe obviously, but a man, unless he's a mong can go either way. I'm traditionally a sitter, but have experimented with standing. To be more accurate I'd call it squatting as you can maintain the same sitting stance while improving the angle and at the same time it's good for your quadriceps. Sitting is lazier than this variation of squatting/standing but both can be effective. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Your average stander: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OTF 6188 Posted March 7, 2013 Share Posted March 7, 2013 Too much sitting and not enough standing I think you'll find. But I will not imagine wiping that thing, I just won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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