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i'm going to explain to you where you're going wrong here, although god only knows why i should need to....   you (and no doubt many others in the putrid facebook/twitter world of the termin

He's just another Pardew for me.  Didn't like the fucker before he came here, didn't like him when he was here, and I'll continue disliking him after he's left.   Just another snidey snake i

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31 minutes ago, Sonatine said:

At least Kinnear had the good grace to have a heart attack and fuck off, this steaming sack of shite and bacon fat isn't going anywhere.

Remember when he was booting off in the press when he recovered saying he was still our manager as he was never let go :lol: you can just imagine Charnley sweating worried he’d have to actually inform Kinnear he wasn’t our manager. 

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2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

in the very likely scenario whereby he's got us struggling in the bottom half of the 2nd division there's every likelihood he'll have a breakdown.

he's probably close already.

I dunno, I think he’s one of those arrogant people that’s genuinely convinced of their own greatness, despite all evidence to the contrary. I can’t see him taking enough responsibility to have a breakdown, nothing is ever his fault. His signature phrase is “I’m not making excuses but...”

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I'm surprised that anyone who remotely followed us would be surprised at those results.  We've gone from playing dull football but with a well drilled defence and the prospect of improving when we could upgrade our attackers to playing much worse football with a bunch of players who have no respect for the manager, a sloppy defence and no idea how to attack other than through the moments of quality from individuals.

The only surprise is that we're not bottom of every category.

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41 minutes ago, David Kelly said:

I'm surprised that anyone who remotely followed us would be surprised at those results.  We've gone from playing dull football but with a well drilled defence and the prospect of improving when we could upgrade our attackers to playing much worse football with a bunch of players who have no respect for the manager, a sloppy defence and no idea how to attack other than through the moments of quality from individuals.

The only surprise is that we're not bottom of every category.

From where RB left us, to where we are now. Haven't seen a bigger decline since Souness took over from Robson (sorry Gemmil).

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Yeah I'd say it was an even bigger regression.  If we do go down it's hard to believe we'll be in a position to come straight back up.  The combination of the decision not back RB and then replace him and continue to back cabbage heed is even worse than the decision to sign Joelinton.  Appointing Souness while staggeringly bad had some logic behind it.  Robson was seemingly getting shit on by the young players who he'd brought in and it looked like apointing a firmer hand was what was needed, even if that person should never have been Souness.  Replacing Rafa with this fucking idiot never looked like even a poorly concieved idea based on logic.  It only served to bring in someone who wouldn't fight to improve the club.  Even if RB's motivations may have been firstly based on himself, they were also for the long term good of the club.  Bruce while claiming to be one of us is motivated purely by money.

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Yeah, I don't mind if Benitez was using us to land himself a better job, or fluff his ego, or fatten his bank balance; we were benefiting from it. Newcastle is reportedly Bruce's dream job because he's a fan, and it's ironic that we as Newcastle fans are derided for being deluded, when in reality the only Newcastle fan deluded about what we (he) can achieve is the fucking manager.

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38 minutes ago, Kitman said:

Bruce relegating us and getting a big pay-off to go is his revenge for rejecting him as a youngster.

 

#conspiracytheory #surelyheisntasshitasthis

#heronfoods. 
 

You missed one :lol:

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I’ve never bought into Bruce giving a fuck about Newcastle tbh. Which is totally fine btw, I genuinely don’t care if our manager is a boyhood fan. It’s just fucking annoying that it’s always brought up, he’s rejected the job multiple times in the past iirc and not exactly for lucrative or higher status postings, he religiously refers to Manchester United as “United”, has talked about “them” in reference to Newcastle in unflattering terms on numerous occasions. In short the fucking scrub is a fraud on multiple fronts and I’m just genuinely confused why he was ever appointed as he seemingly wasn’t even cheap. 
 

#cabbagepatchbitch #heronfoods

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5 hours ago, David Kelly said:

I'm surprised that anyone who remotely followed us would be surprised at those results.  We've gone from playing dull football but with a well drilled defence and the prospect of improving when we could upgrade our attackers to playing much worse football with a bunch of players who have no respect for the manager, a sloppy defence and no idea how to attack other than through the moments of quality from individuals.

The only surprise is that we're not bottom of every category.

When it comes to shit decisions from the shit owner it is only second to the clusterfuck of pissing off Keegan and backing the shit dwarf.

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41 minutes ago, Howay said:

I’ve never bought into Bruce giving a fuck about Newcastle tbh. Which is totally fine btw, I genuinely don’t care if our manager is a boyhood fan. It’s just fucking annoying that it’s always brought up, he’s rejected the job multiple times in the past iirc and not exactly for lucrative or higher status postings, he religiously refers to Manchester United as “United”, has talked about “them” in reference to Newcastle in unflattering terms on numerous occasions. In short the fucking scrub is a fraud on multiple fronts and I’m just genuinely confused why he was ever appointed as he seemingly wasn’t even cheap. 
 

#cabbagepatchbitch #heronfoods

 

This is such a regularly repeating pattern with us that it baffles me that ashley has managed to be successful elsewhere in business. He wastes fortunes on shite, overpays on players when he does buy them, overpays on contracts that are far too long and leave deadwood hanging around picking up thousands a week, and now bruce.

 

For a club run on the cheap, we spend fucking loads.

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