RobinRobin 9563 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27720 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 2 hours ago, RobinRobin said: 🙂  Reminds me of a shit old joke.  Paddy and Murphy go to a fancy dress party where the theme of the night is emotions. They ring the doorbell and the hostess answers the door then looks on in disbelief as Paddy is naked with his cock hanging out of a bit of fruit whilst Murphy is similarly starkas with his John Thomas sliding in and out of bowl of yellow liquid. 'What the hell are you doing?' the hostess exclaims. Paddy replies, 'Well I have just come in dis pear here and Murphy he is fucking dis custard.'   3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 Speaking of speed bumps …  2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17177 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 ✅ Pretty much everyone/everything by this point 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17177 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 I'm just gutted I didn't see it 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27720 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I'm just gutted I didn't see it 😆  Me too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 It just looked like white plane vapour in the sky until I took a slow shutter photo on my phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted May 13 Share Posted May 13 4 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: It just looked like white plane vapour in the sky until I took a slow shutter photo on my phone  #chemtrails #denpressure #letissier 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30905 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 23 hours ago, Meenzer said: Â #chemtrails #denpressure #letissier #MakesYouThink 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10157 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 Â 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 With my usual impeccable sense of timing…  4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2265 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted May 14 Share Posted May 14 One for @Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7117 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 This may make the resident board ginger snap. Â 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 98 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7117 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Was he cortina trap 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3285 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 56 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Was he cortina trap I sierra what you did there. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26955 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 21 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I sierra what you did there. Â Wahey! Thanks a Mk 2 you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6040 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 He should have went on to a dating app instead, apparently there are loads of kugas in my local area looking to hook up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35874 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 It's Toonpack retiring that's caused an uptick in SHITE pun-runs on here.  Im gonna start just randomly posting sudokus and crosswords, and links to gardening and DIY articles to try and distract him.  In the meantime, if all of you DICKHEADS could try to resist, it might be possible to click into a thread and find that it ISN'T just page after page of puns. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10157 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 Toonpack is clearly a pundle of joy 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3285 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: It's Toonpack retiring that's caused an uptick in SHITE pun-runs on here.  Im gonna start just randomly posting sudokus and crosswords, and links to gardening and DIY articles to try and distract him.  In the meantime, if all of you DICKHEADS could try to resist, it might be possible to click into a thread and find that it ISN'T just page after page of puns. We mustanger you with these. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7117 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 3 hours ago, Gemmill said: It's Toonpack retiring that's caused an uptick in SHITE pun-runs on here.  Im gonna start just randomly posting sudokus and crosswords, and links to gardening and DIY articles to try and distract him.  In the meantime, if all of you DICKHEADS could try to resist, it might be possible to click into a thread and find that it ISN'T just page after page of puns.  Sorry, I shall transit from punnery and try to focus on the fiesta of football that awaits us this evening. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 6040 Posted May 15 Share Posted May 15 6 minutes ago, Toonpack said:  Sorry, I shall transit from punnery and try to focus on the fiesta of football that awaits us this evening. As is the Custom. @Gemmill is just trying to be a (Ford) Edgelord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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