RobinRobin 9230 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 8 hours ago, Isegrim said: Was he standing or sitting down though? Don't start him off again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 (edited) So this is getting more complicated than I originally thought.. I would like you all to categorise yourself please. Me, I'm a beacon of rightousness and therefore a 2. Is any filthy animal going to admit to being an 5? Edited July 6, 2023 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 4 is perfection. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26834 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 I'm a 4 because I've seen the state of my writing when using my left hand so wouldn't want to see the state of my wiping with the left hand. Renton's crackas a tribute to Barry Sheene with all the skid marks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 I'm sure Iwas "taught" as a kid you should never shake hand with the hand you wipe your arse with. Also this is common practice in some arabic countries where they sometimes lacked our sanitation levels. I'll have to ask out Saudi overlords. It's quite possible you lot might have to change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 The Arabs clean their arse with a shower after shitting. Gay child murdering misogynists they may be but they have spotlessly clean sphincters. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 minute ago, ewerk said: The Arabs clean their arse with a shower after shitting. Gay child murdering misogynists they may be but they have spotlessly clean sphincters. That's a new thing. Do you think they had access to showers with flexible hoses when they were roaming the deserts as nomads with their camels? Any old bit of palm leaf had to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34464 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Unsurprisingly, I'm NUMBER ONE. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 @Monkeys Fist is a 5 to 8. All over the place, like the shit on his buttered arse. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Needs another cell for Hoymanheyman's preferred method of Jackson Pollocking the bedroom wall. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17782 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 5 minutes ago, The Fish said: Needs another cell for Hoymanheyman's preferred method of Jackson Pollocking the bedroom wall. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26834 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 9 minutes ago, The Fish said: Needs another cell for Hoymanheyman's preferred method of Jackson Pollocking the bedroom wall. Hopefully that was a first that'll never be repeated. Didn't even feel like it had the power to do what it did! I should inform the Fortean Times about it tbh. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 30 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Unsurprisingly, I'm NUMBER ONE. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 False 8, since I also employ the Arab method. Bidets attachments are where it’s at, peasants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: False 8, since I also employ the Arab method. Bidets attachments are where it’s at, peasants. Double pivot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 49 minutes ago, Alex said: Double pivot? Reaches the parts other shit showers can’t 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Boro have had a shocker here, mind 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 On 06/07/2023 at 02:19, Isegrim said: Was he standing or sitting down though? 23 hours ago, RobinRobin said: Don't start him off again! 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: False 8, since I also employ the Arab method. Bidets attachments are where it’s at, peasants. Told you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 9998 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 8870 Posted July 12, 2023 Share Posted July 12, 2023 Fist at work… 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 I don’t have a kettle in the cab… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted July 13, 2023 Share Posted July 13, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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