ewerk 34852 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 I bet if you drove the length of the M6 you wouldn’t see too many potholes. I guess potholes mustn’t be a problem anywhere else then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24246 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 minute ago, Dazzler said: Add Audi's to that Oh and Any cunt in white SUVs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 24246 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 minute ago, ewerk said: I bet if you drove the length of the M6 you wouldn’t see too many potholes. I guess potholes mustn’t be a problem anywhere else then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34852 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 ‘I’ve never seen Hamas behead any babies’. Well I guess it didn’t happen then. Trust you to be a massive anti-Semite, Wyki. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20118 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 (edited) Go north from Newcastle for an hour and everywhere that was a 30 is now a 20….people fuckin hate it but it’s received little or no publicity in nearly four years. You can add your own tedious and obvious punchlines to this/#thatsmostlyougemmil https://www.scotborders.gov.uk/news/article/4202/permanent_20mph_plans_approved Edited October 18, 2023 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Add Audi's to that Oh and Any cunt in white SUVs Especially Audi's. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38253 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 You can knock Audi drivers but I’d like to see you drive and put makeup on and text at the same time. And then there’s the women ones 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, Alex said: You can knock Audi drivers but I’d like to see you drive and put makeup on and text at the same time. And then there’s the women ones I'd like to see Audi drivers drive tbf...off a bridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53515 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Go north from Newcastle for an hour and everywhere that was a 30 is now a 20….people fuckin hate it but it’s received little or no publicity in nearly four years. You can add your own tedious and obvious punchlines to this/#thatsmostlyougemmil https://www.scotborders.gov.uk/news/article/4202/permanent_20mph_plans_approved It's to delay the disappointment of arriving in Scotland. Was that tedious and obvious enough for you, ROBERT?! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4867 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 As an audi driver, fuck the lot of you 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12977 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 1 hour ago, strawb said: As an audi driver, fuck the lot of you That's the Audi driver motto is it not? You recite that as your engine starts 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4867 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 39 minutes ago, Dazzler said: That's the Audi driver motto is it not? You recite that as your engine starts Spoken like someone without an Audi 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4484 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Add Audi's to that Oh and Any cunt in white SUVs Fuck off I’m trading my bmw in for an audi 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34852 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 Middleclasstastic.net/obviouslynotGemmill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20118 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 I had one of these around 97ish….Poole to Gateshead in 5 hours one (early) morning…the road is infinitely better now especially between Wetherby and Scotch Corner but we can’t do it in < 6 hours regardless of what time we leave, not that we do it very often nowadays, bone idle middle aged twats 😆 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34852 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, Gemmill said: I bet you drive around the mean streets of Poole in an old 1987 Audi Quattro. Roof down, ponytail flapping in the wind, resting the sleeve of your paisley shirt on the rolled down window, glancing at yourself in the wingmirror and giving it a knowing grin and the double eyebrows.... "Life is good, Robert. Life. Is. Good." FYP Edited October 18, 2023 by ewerk 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 20118 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: FYP I actually drive a Volvo nowadays 😁 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47033 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 I used to have an Audi, currently driving a Merc… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1391 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 Oh aye, fucking rub it in why don't you all. Our car is still sat 70 miles away from home. Clutch went last Monday and can't get find a garage there that'll take the fucker so we're probably gonna just cut our losses and scrap the thing. Icing on the cake, yesterday my mum and stepdad manage to write theirs off, came off the road on their way to pick up my lad and landed in a field. Miraculously they're fine, the car no so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47033 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 Oof! Glad they’re ok. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1391 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Oof! Glad they’re ok. Aye theyre fine..somehow the only injury sustained was wee cut on my step-da's finger. Been a cunt of a last 10 days. Car dying on our way on holiday. Having to work out the logistics of trying to get the rest of the way to and from the holiday with four kids (one disabled). Getting home to our headcase running up and down the landing with kitchen knifes and having a massive squad of polis appear, dogs n all to lift him. Then this. Waiting to see what's next. What's weird is I'm somehow more Zen about everything right now than I was before we left for our holiday. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 5 hours ago, strawb said: As an audi driver, fuck the lot of you 3 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Fuck off I’m trading my bmw in for an audi TBF as a motorcyclist all you car and truck drivers are dangerous cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 47033 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 2 hours ago, sammynb said: TBF as a motorcyclist all you car and truck drivers are dangerous cunts. I’d read this post but I just didn’t see it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’d read this post but I just didn’t see it. Truck drivers are generally a but more switched on but I think that is more to do with they don't want be wasting time filling in the paperwork after they've run you down. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3962 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Waiting to see what's next. What's weird is I'm somehow more Zen about everything right now than I was before we left for our holiday. Hopefully the run is finished, 10 days of shitefight is enough for anyone. The world does with is what it likes, fuck all we can do most days 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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