Tooj 17 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Just reminded me of my mate who, after doing buckets, had a massive Chinese takeaway followed by a full box of ice cream Mars Bars. Currently working in his dream job (at Rowntree's or Nestle, as it is now). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Just reminded me of my mate who, after doing buckets, had a massive Chinese takeaway followed by a full box of ice cream Mars Bars. Currently working in his dream job (at Rowntree's or Nestle, as it is now). Big lad is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 (edited) Just reminded me of my mate who, after doing buckets, had a massive Chinese takeaway followed by a full box of ice cream Mars Bars. Currently working in his dream job (at Rowntree's or Nestle, as it is now). Big lad is he? He is, aye. He always was like but he's like a barrel these days. In fact, the only time I can ever remember him not putting on weight is when he was bang into amphetamines. Edited September 12, 2011 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. I spunked about £40 on balloons last weekend. As bad a crack ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Without freakish metabolism though, it's impossible to be a big drinker into your 30s and not pile on weight. On the hoy Friday and Saturday night, 2 quarter pounders, a McChicken Sandwich and a Zinger Tower. Like a rake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Just reminded me of my mate who, after doing buckets, had a massive Chinese takeaway followed by a full box of ice cream Mars Bars. Currently working in his dream job (at Rowntree's or Nestle, as it is now). Big lad is he? He is, aye. He always was like but he's like a barrel these days. In fact, the only time I can ever remember him not putting on weight is when he was bang into amphetamines. That's a phenomenal intake of calories. My best mate who's half Indian reckons the best way to lose weight is to go touring in India for 3 months. He's a bit of a fatty - naturally so - but he was thin as stick when he came back from the sub continent. Didn't take him long with beer and pizza to pile it back on mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 really hungover all day yesterday thinking 'I wasn't that drunk so couldn't have done anything stupid' then when I was feeling human again the drinking blues kick in and you feel like you've done something wrong and guilty after I realised I sinked about 20 pints, even though nothing necessarily happened happens everytime I drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I also remember when Gazza had 'given up the drink' as he was only drinking wine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I also remember when Gazza had 'given up the drink' as he was only drinking wine I remember reading an article about George Best that implied he had his drinking under control because he only drank two glasses of white wine in the space of an hour. The interview took place in a wine bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. "The lighter way to getting wankered" © the maltesers advert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. I spunked about £40 on balloons last weekend. As bad a crack ffs. What are balloons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 really hungover all day yesterday thinking 'I wasn't that drunk so couldn't have done anything stupid' then when I was feeling human again the drinking blues kick in and you feel like you've done something wrong and guilty after I realised I sinked about 20 pints, even though nothing necessarily happened happens everytime I drink You're not alone. It's like a proper come doon for me, but shouldn't be at your age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Same lad (the Mars Bar kid) did 16 Gary Abletts one weekend. They were fucking strong ones anarl. Forgot about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. I spunked about £40 on balloons last weekend. As bad a crack ffs. What are balloons? "What's a Clarky Cat?? WHAT DOES IT MEAN" Any excuse. (Takes 45 seconds to start for some reason). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. I spunked about £40 on balloons last weekend. As bad a crack ffs. What are balloons? Nitrous oxide. I fell in with a bunch of balloon heads at a festival a couple of years back. They were funny fuckers, even 'chinked' their balloons and said cheers before doing them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Just reminded me of my mate who, after doing buckets, had a massive Chinese takeaway followed by a full box of ice cream Mars Bars. Currently working in his dream job (at Rowntree's or Nestle, as it is now). Big lad is he? He is, aye. He always was like but he's like a barrel these days. In fact, the only time I can ever remember him not putting on weight is when he was bang into amphetamines. That's a phenomenal intake of calories. My best mate who's half Indian reckons the best way to lose weight is to go touring in India for 3 months. He's a bit of a fatty - naturally so - but he was thin as stick when he came back from the sub continent. Didn't take him long with beer and pizza to pile it back on mind you. Yup happenned to my mate John as we tourned Northern India. Think he was losing half a kg a day or summink.. Still rember him running past the guest house (needed a shit bad) and then running back up the hill with that sour 'I've shit me pants' look on his face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 (edited) Coke and that thing body builders take that makes you feel all warm as a combo and no eating till after 3pm gets the weight off. *I should write for womans own. Edited September 12, 2011 by Park Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Yup happenned to my mate John as we tourned Northern India. Think he was losing half a kg a day or summink.. Still rember him running past the guest house (needed a shit bad) and then running back up the hill with that sour 'I've shit me pants' look on his face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6441 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 (edited) Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. I spunked about £40 on balloons last weekend. As bad a crack ffs. What are balloons? Nitrous oxide. I fell in with a bunch of balloon heads at a festival a couple of years back. They were funny fuckers, even 'chinked' their balloons and said cheers before doing them. Aye that sounds familiar...I love the affect they have on sound, slicing music up into tiny incremental parcels. Très psychédélique, like. :hippy: Edited September 12, 2011 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Cut down on the bevvy Steve and the weight will fall off. Plus you're getting to the age when you should be slowing down a bit. Telt. Should start doing balloons instead. I spunked about £40 on balloons last weekend. As bad a crack ffs. What are balloons? Nitrous oxide. I fell in with a bunch of balloon heads at a festival a couple of years back. They were funny fuckers, even 'chinked' their balloons and said cheers before doing them. Aye that sounds familiar...I love the affect they have on sound, slicing music up into tiny incremental parcels. Très psychédélique, like. :hippy: I didnt notice that, i was giggling too much at replacing the word 'crack' with 'balloon' e.g. calling one of the lasses a balloon whore and worrying i was going to wake up in a balloon-den in Croydon, having passed out with balloon all over my face. Think the laughing gas made it funnier tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34882 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 I prefer balloon knot to balloon head. It's one of the worlds's great insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34882 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Without freakish metabolism though, it's impossible to be a big drinker into your 30s and not pile on weight. On the hoy Friday and Saturday night, 2 quarter pounders, a McChicken Sandwich and a Zinger Tower. Like a rake. Bastard. I'll console myself with the fact you're doing yourself no good. J69 style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Without freakish metabolism though, it's impossible to be a big drinker into your 30s and not pile on weight. On the hoy Friday and Saturday night, 2 quarter pounders, a McChicken Sandwich and a Zinger Tower. Like a rake. Bastard. I'll console myself with the fact you're doing yourself no good. J69 style. He'll have the guts of a seventy year old with that lot rotting in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 12, 2011 Share Posted September 12, 2011 Mon o syll a bic Just be cause End off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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