Sonatine 9999 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 BIG SAM: I WOULD SUCCEED AT BIG CLUBSPosted 17/09/10 13:18 Sam Allardyce has claimed neither he nor Mark Hughes were given enough time at bigger clubs - and insisted he would win the title every year if he were manager of Real Madrid or Manchester United. Allardyce and Hughes cross swords on Saturday as managers of mid-ranking clubs, Blackburn and Fulham respectively, with the Rovers boss denying that both men have found their true level. Hughes was sacked by Manchester City last season while Allardyce's spell in charge of Newcastle lasted less than half a campaign. Allardyce insisted however: "I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter Milan or Real Madrid. "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. "Give me Manchester United or Chelsea and I would do the same, it wouldn't be a problem. "It's not where I'm suited to, it's just where I've been for most of the time. "It's not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the Champions League or Premier League and would make my job a lot easier in winning it." Hughes has made a good start at Fulham, one of five teams still unbeaten in the top flight, and the trip to Ewood Park will be a return to old stomping grounds where he spent three seasons as a player and four years as manager. Allardyce believes the Welshman was hard done-by at City, saying: "His Manchester City reign obviously was not long enough. A little bit like me at Newcastle, but I didn't last quite as long as Sparky though. "He was given the chance and unfortunately at that stage of his career they decided to have a change. "You look back on it and he'll be very disappointed because they only lost two games I think. But that is the way it is sometimes, there's a perception that other people can do better than you, but often the reality is not the case. "He decided that Fulham was the place for him, he's taken over what he's described in his own words as a very good team and he's started where they left off last season." Allardyce does believe Fulham will feel the loss of striker Bobby Zamora, who suffered a broken leg last week. He added: "Bobby Zamora was the most improved player last year without a shadow of a doubt. "He gets them into a European final, he gets himself in the England squad and all of a sudden he becomes an outstanding centre forward." Ryan Nelsen and Michel Salgado are doubts for Blackburn after both limped off against Manchester City last weekend. Nelsen had a kick to the instep and Salgado a thigh injury and both will have fitness tests just before the match. Keith Andrews (groin) remains sidelined. I'd love to think there's an ironic lack of self-awareness at work here, but i'm guessing there isn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonGoodwyn 1 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 It never ceases to amaze me how much of a narcissistic fucking prick he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 He's about as convincing as a Nigerian Prince with £12m to be placed in my account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Just a massive pig headed cunt, absolute crime that a man like that could earn the millions he has for being an incompetent prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4220 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 christ Id love to be as utterly deluded as fat sam, must be nice to think youre that great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 He's about as convincing as a Nigerian Prince with £12m to be placed in my account. ahahaha "Ronnie's good in the air look for him with the long ball, and Higgy can run the channels, anyone shoots from outside the box I fine em weeks wages got that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5910 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 I look forward to his bitter comments in 2012 when he's not even discussed as a candidate for the England job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SloopJohn 0 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 fuck me fat sam is an utter disaster of a human being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 706 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Unbelievable! Or rather, all too believable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Just a massive pig headed cunt, absolute crime that a man like that could earn the millions he has for being an incompetent prick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3978 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 They used to put people in asylums for delusions which don't some within a million miles of that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Keeps Wrigleys in business single handed. I'm wondering if there is some psychosis enducing chemical in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tuco Ramirez Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 They used to put people in asylums for delusions which don't some within a million miles of that shit. Would've been brilliant watching the journalists faces covering their mouths as he came out with that. What's his greatest ever achievement? 7th with Bolton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 They used to put people in asylums for delusions which don't some within a million miles of that shit. Would've been brilliant watching the journalists faces covering their mouths as he came out with that. What's his greatest ever achievement? 7th with Bolton? Surely one of them must have laughed out loud when he said it? Or spurted tea out their nose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 70 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 They used to put people in asylums for delusions which don't some within a million miles of that shit. Would've been brilliant watching the journalists faces covering their mouths as he came out with that. What's his greatest ever achievement? 7th with Bolton? Hughton has a higher coaching accreditation iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giraffidae 0 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 is that why he employs all those sports scientists, so he can score the most mind altering drugs possible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 The man's an enormous deluded twat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...nited-blackburn "This, after all, is a manager who spent a small fortune of Bolton's resources on buying that club a Cryopod. Built with materials garnered from Nasa this sci-fi contraption is essentially a chill chamber where the temperature is set at -130C. Four minutes inside will freeze your eyeballs, five will kill you but 30 seconds seemingly kids the body into thinking its dying and thereby prompts its regeneration." Maybe that's why Nolan's movement is so shit, Fat Sam kept putting him in the freeze chamber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wavey Davey 0 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/20...nited-blackburn "This, after all, is a manager who spent a small fortune of Bolton's resources on buying that club a Cryopod. Built with materials garnered from Nasa this sci-fi contraption is essentially a chill chamber where the temperature is set at -130C. Four minutes inside will freeze your eyeballs, five will kill you but 30 seconds seemingly kids the body into thinking its dying and thereby prompts its regeneration." Maybe that's why Nolan's movement is so shit, Fat Sam kept putting him in the freeze chamber. In the tradition of Dr. Who could we not have gotten Smith to regenerate into someone younger and better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2767 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 "It wouldn't be a problem to me to go and manage those clubs because I would win the double or the league every time. "It's not a problem to take me into the higher reaches of the Champions League or Premier League and would make my job a lot easier in winning it."[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Fat Sam went in for a circumcision but the doctor refused the procedure stating "I can't operate on this man, there's no end to this prick". Seriously though, thought this was hilarious yet very sickening when I read the article, what exactly does he think qualifies him for any decent job? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza 105 Posted September 17, 2010 Share Posted September 17, 2010 Has Fat Sam been on the wacky baccy? He'd struggle at Darlo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 18, 2010 Share Posted September 18, 2010 I think media revisionist history has forgot he's actually been at a big club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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