Monkeys Fist 39095 Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: soy soy good. keeps me out of the middle east thread for five at least Stay out of the Politics one too mate- nowt but shite about Yakky Tory’s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20052 Posted October 13, 2023 Author Share Posted October 13, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 83 Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 Barry Gibb is apparently a decent Chinese cook. He is fond of saying.. 'you can tell by the way I use my wok'. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 3568 Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 14 minutes ago, Wardi said: Barry Gibb is apparently a decent Chinese cook. He is fond of saying.. 'you can tell by the way I use my wok'. That gave me the heebee beegees 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27408 Posted October 13, 2023 Share Posted October 13, 2023 33 minutes ago, Wardi said: Barry Gibb is apparently a decent Chinese cook. He is fond of saying.. 'you can tell by the way I use my wok'. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39095 Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 Ten Highland Cattle in a field. Which one is from the Middle East? edit; Oops. It’s Coo Eight. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20052 Posted October 30, 2023 Author Share Posted October 30, 2023 I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass the salt. No, you shut up! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39095 Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 9 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass the salt. No, you shut up! I went for an interview at a Blacksmiths the other day. He said “ Have you ever shoed a horse?” I said, “ No, but I’ve punched a duck.” Didn’t get the job. I did get a puppy from him though. The second I got it home it made a bolt for the door. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39095 Posted October 30, 2023 Share Posted October 30, 2023 So, this baby seal walks in to a club… 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39095 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Did a bit of star gazing last night and while looking at Orion’s Belt I thought, ” That’s a big waist of space”. Giddup ( that’s a three star joke, right there.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 10105 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardi 83 Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 A clairvoyant dwarf has escaped from Wormwood Scrubs. Police say they are looking for a small medium at large. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9401 Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 4 hours ago, Wardi said: A clairvoyant dwarf has escaped from Wormwood Scrubs. Police say they are looking for a small medium at large. Someone's hacked MF's account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9401 Posted November 1, 2023 Share Posted November 1, 2023 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Did a bit of star gazing last night and while looking at Orion’s Belt I thought, ” That’s a big waist of space”. Giddup ( that’s a three star joke, right there.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16967 Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 Just found out my grandad has an addiction to viagra! Nobody is taking it harder than grandma 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3243 Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 33 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Just found out my grandad has an addiction to viagra! Nobody is taking it harder than grandma 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20052 Posted November 4, 2023 Author Share Posted November 4, 2023 3 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Just found out my grandad has an addiction to viagra! Nobody is taking it harder than grandma 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3641 Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Just found out my grandad has an addiction to viagra! Nobody is taking it harder than grandma 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39095 Posted November 4, 2023 Share Posted November 4, 2023 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9401 Posted November 5, 2023 Share Posted November 5, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7027 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 (Barry Cryer) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9401 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 13 minutes ago, Toonpack said: (Barry Cryer) Translated from murals in Pompeii 🙂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5748 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 19 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: Translated from murals in Pompeii 🙂 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16967 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? Brcause 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5748 Posted November 6, 2023 Share Posted November 6, 2023 2 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Did you know that 10+10 is the same as 11+11? Brcause 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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