wykikitoon 16653 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 36 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Bloke walks in to a bakery in Glasgow and says “ Is that a cream puff or a meringue?” Baker says ” No, you’re quite right, it’s a cream puff.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26348 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3603 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: Bloke walks in to a bakery in Glasgow and says “ Is that a cream puff or a meringue?” Baker says ” No, you’re quite right, it’s a cream puff.” Expand The 1980s are on line two… One of his, never mind the 80's 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted February 8 Share Posted February 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 12 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Some guy on Australian MasterChef made a meringue and everyone gave him a round of applause. Which is odd as they usually boo meringue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 15 hours ago, wykikitoon said: Some guy on Australian MasterChef made a meringue and everyone gave him a round of applause. Which is odd as they usually boo meringue. You'll be getting your wobble board out next, won't you Rolf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 2 hours ago, sammynb said: You'll be getting your wobble board out next, won't you Rolf? As long as that's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 1 hour ago, RobinRobin said: As long as that's all. If he gets CT and Gemmill around he can sing two little boys. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 1 minute ago, sammynb said: If he gets CT and Gemmill around he can do two little boys. fyp 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30414 Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 2 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: fyp 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 A woman who suspected her husband of cheating concocted a clever plan to confirm whether her suspicions were true. One day, the husband called his wife and let her know his boss had invited him on a fishing trip in Canada with some friends. The man told his wife he thought he should go, as it would be a great move for his career. When his wife agreed to let him go, he asked her to pack a bag for him, as he and his boss would be leaving for the trip directly from the office. He asked her to pack his new blue silk pyjamas, specifically. The wife knew something was odd about the trip from her husband’s request, but she packed everything he asked for and had it ready for him to come pick up on his way to Canada. The husband returned home after a week and his wife asked if he had a good time and if he caught any fish. “You bet we did! We caught pike and walleye – tons of fish!” he told his wife. “We spent all day out on the lake and had fish every night for dinner. It was fantastic.” The husband then mentioned his wife forgot one little thing. “You forgot to pack my pyjamas, like I asked,” he said. “No, I didn’t,” his wife replied. “I put them in your fishing box.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 It's been an hour, when's the punchline coming? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, he finds an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage at the back of the van.” He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5508 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 13 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, he finds an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage at the back of the van.” He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 25 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, he finds an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage at the back of the van.” He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 26 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, he finds an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage at the back of the van.” He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 3 hours ago, Tdansmith said: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, he finds an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage at the back of the van.” He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 12 hours ago, Tdansmith said: A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, he finds an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He’s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. “What are you going to do?” the homeowner asks. “I’m going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I’m going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage at the back of the van.” He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. “What’s the shotgun for?” asks the homeowner. “If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2113 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Jonathon Ross was arrested this morning for stealing kitchen utensils. He said it was a whisk worth taking. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38767 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 3 minutes ago, Tdansmith said: Jonathon Ross was arrested this morning for stealing kitchen utensils. He said it was a whisk worth taking. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9230 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 11 hours ago, Tdansmith said: Jonathon Ross was arrested this morning for stealing kitchen utensils. He said it was a whisk worth taking. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 On 18/02/2024 at 14:40, Tdansmith said: Jonathon Ross was arrested this morning for stealing kitchen utensils. He said it was a whisk worth taking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 I hate it when you sincerely compliment someone's mustache and suddenly she's not your friend anymore 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted February 22 Author Share Posted February 22 I asked a colleague when her birthday was. She said March 1st. So I walked around the room and asked again. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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