if you heard a joke today, post it

[Toonpack 12246]

  On 19/11/2010 at 14:25, LeazesMag said:

just ordered a chinese. The chinese delivery guy turned up at my door and said "£20 please". I smiled and said "can you tell me the name of Jordan's son?" He said "harfey price". I replied "cheers ting tong, here's a tenner now fuck off"

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Them were the days, Ting Tong 😂

 

(and Harfey Plice surely 🤷‍♂️)

[Dazzler 12755]

  On 18/09/2024 at 16:05, Monkeys Fist said:

All of ‘em! 
 

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[Toonpack 12246]

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4426]

  On 23/09/2024 at 07:20, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

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[RobinRobin 13019]

  On 23/09/2024 at 07:20, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

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[Gemmill 52940]

  On 23/09/2024 at 07:20, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

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That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

[Monkeys Fist 46603]

  On 23/09/2024 at 08:41, Gemmill said:

 

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

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I wondered that too, but when I asked them they started acting a bit koi. 

[Gemmill 52940]

You would expect that from Koi though. 

[Monkeys Fist 46603]

Alreet man! 
 

Stop carping on about it. 

[Toonpack 12246]

  On 23/09/2024 at 08:41, Gemmill said:

 

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

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[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 23/09/2024 at 07:20, Toonpack said:

Little known fact:

 

Koi carp swim in groups of four, if they feel threatened, Koi's A,B and C will scatter, leaving behind the D Koi

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[Dazzler 12755]

  On 23/09/2024 at 08:41, Gemmill said:

 

That's interesting, thanks. I wonder how they decide who takes on each role. 

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They sing the one pound fish song and the first one to mess the words up is D.

 

[OTF 8789]

Wandered in here for a chuckle.

 

[Gemmill 52940]

Yeah, you've come to the wrong place. We should really rename this the "interesting facts and serious anecdotes" thread cos that's all I ever find in here. 

[Howmanheyman 38161]

  On 24/09/2024 at 10:12, Gemmill said:

Yeah, you've come to the wrong place. We should really rename this the "interesting facts and serious anecdotes" thread cos that's all I ever find in here. 

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Nice anecdote.

[aimaad22 5041]

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

[trophyshy 7592]

[Howmanheyman 38161]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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[The Fish 11476]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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[Dazzler 12755]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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[Meenzer 16865]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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[Sonatine 12345]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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[Tdansmith 3260]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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[RobinRobin 13019]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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[Howmanheyman 38161]

  On 24/09/2024 at 21:42, aimaad22 said:

Because certain people are clearly missing the quality content on here I'm going to dig up an old original that was VERY popular in the old office.

 

 

 

It was about one of my assistants who was an absolute moron. Hired a car filled with honey bees and went on a road trip in America because I'd asked for a US-B drive. 

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