Kevin Carr's Gloves 4426 Posted December 14, 2024 Share Posted December 14, 2024 On 11/12/2024 at 07:35, Toonpack said: I’ve just seen a witch and a lion trying to carry a huge wardrobe into the house next door - I asked what they were up to and they said "Narnia business". Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16865 Posted December 14, 2024 Share Posted December 14, 2024 On 14/12/2024 at 20:55, Monkeys Fist said: Not too well known, but before Little Richard became a Rock and Roll star, he worked as a gardener in Newcastle’s City Allotments. At the end of a particularly heavy day, he was asked what work he'd done. “ Ah lopped all the rhubarb, ah lopped bamboo.” Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted December 14, 2024 Share Posted December 14, 2024 On 14/12/2024 at 22:15, Meenzer said: Expand 11/10? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13020 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 14/12/2024 at 22:15, Meenzer said: Expand UKEurovision'dYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13020 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 14/12/2024 at 20:55, Monkeys Fist said: Not too well known, but before Little Richard became a Rock and Roll star, he worked as a gardener in Newcastle’s City Allotments. At the end of a particularly heavy day, he was asked what work he'd done. “ Ah lopped all the rhubarb, ah lopped bamboo.” Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23921 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 Arrived at one of those Swiss suicide clinics this morning. Bastards have only given me Cheerios for breakfast 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12345 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 14/12/2024 at 20:55, Monkeys Fist said: Not too well known, but before Little Richard became a Rock and Roll star, he worked as a gardener in Newcastle’s City Allotments. At the end of a particularly heavy day, he was asked what work he'd done. “ Ah lopped all the rhubarb, ah lopped bamboo.” Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19802 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 14/12/2024 at 20:55, Monkeys Fist said: Not too well known, but before Little Richard became a Rock and Roll star, he worked as a gardener in Newcastle’s City Allotments. At the end of a particularly heavy day, he was asked what work he'd done. “ Ah lopped all the rhubarb, ah lopped bamboo.” Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12758 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 15/12/2024 at 08:16, wykikitoon said: Arrived at one of those Swiss suicide clinics this morning. Bastards have only given me Cheerios for breakfast Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23921 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 MrsWykiki says I have an obsession with Sinéad O'Connor. So I went to drs Guess what he told me Guess what he told me... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23921 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 Michael O'Leary, the managing director of Ryanair, arrives in Dublin. He enters a pub and orders a pint of draft Guinness. The bartender nods and says, "That'll be one euro, sir." Surprised, O'Leary replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the euro. The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest brewery in Ireland." "Cheers," O'Leary responds. Then the bartender notices, "Sir, you don't have a glass. That'll be three euros for one of ours." O'Leary sighs but pays up. He takes his beer and goes to sit down. "Sorry," the bartender adds, "there's a two-euro charge to sit unless you booked online for just one euro." Annoyed, O'Leary tries to sit but finds the chair too small. "Sir, you're too large for our seats. You'll need an extra spot for four euros," says the bartender. Frustrated, O'Leary stands up, places his beer on the bar, and shouts, "This is ridiculous! I want to speak to the manager!" "Ah, you've chosen the bar area," the bartender replies politely, "that's two euros more, thank you." O'Leary turns red with anger. "Do you know who I am?" he yells. "Of course, Mr. O'Leary," replies the bartender. "I've had enough," says O'Leary angrily. "I came for a quiet drink, and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!" "Certainly, Mr. O'Leary," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him between 9:00 and 9:10 AM every Monday and Tuesday at this number. Calls are free to connect but will cost ten cents per second." "I'll never come back to this bar!" O'Leary screams. "That's fine, sir, but remember we're the only pub in Ireland selling a pint for one euro." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 4426 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 Can you put people on ignore but just in certain threads? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46605 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 15/12/2024 at 09:31, wykikitoon said: Michael O'Leary, the managing director of Ryanair, arrives in Dublin. He enters a pub and orders a pint of draft Guinness. The bartender nods and says, "That'll be one euro, sir." Surprised, O'Leary replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the euro. The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest brewery in Ireland." "Cheers," O'Leary responds. Then the bartender notices, "Sir, you don't have a glass. That'll be three euros for one of ours." O'Leary sighs but pays up. He takes his beer and goes to sit down. "Sorry," the bartender adds, "there's a two-euro charge to sit unless you booked online for just one euro." Annoyed, O'Leary tries to sit but finds the chair too small. "Sir, you're too large for our seats. You'll need an extra spot for four euros," says the bartender. Frustrated, O'Leary stands up, places his beer on the bar, and shouts, "This is ridiculous! I want to speak to the manager!" "Ah, you've chosen the bar area," the bartender replies politely, "that's two euros more, thank you." O'Leary turns red with anger. "Do you know who I am?" he yells. "Of course, Mr. O'Leary," replies the bartender. "I've had enough," says O'Leary angrily. "I came for a quiet drink, and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!" "Certainly, Mr. O'Leary," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him between 9:00 and 9:10 AM every Monday and Tuesday at this number. Calls are free to connect but will cost ten cents per second." "I'll never come back to this bar!" O'Leary screams. "That's fine, sir, but remember we're the only pub in Ireland selling a pint for one euro." Expand 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23921 Posted December 15, 2024 Share Posted December 15, 2024 On 15/12/2024 at 09:50, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Can you put people on ignore but just in certain threads? Expand Who said that? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13020 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 15/12/2024 at 08:59, wykikitoon said: MrsWykiki says I have an obsession with Sinéad O'Connor. So I went to drs Guess what he told me Guess what he told me... Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12248 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 I sincerely hope that new job opening for Wyki isn’t at a comedy club. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38170 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 16/12/2024 at 08:56, Toonpack said: I sincerely hope that new job opening for Wyki isn’t at a comedy club. Expand Wykiki and Dave standing on either side of the comedy club stage staring each other out before their turn on the mic. The rivalry is real. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37944 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 15/12/2024 at 11:21, Monkeys Fist said: Expand That’s an extra 5 euros 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12758 Posted December 16, 2024 Share Posted December 16, 2024 On 15/12/2024 at 11:21, Monkeys Fist said: Expand On 15/12/2024 at 09:31, wykikitoon said: Michael O'Leary, the managing director of Ryanair, arrives in Dublin. He enters a pub and orders a pint of draft Guinness. The bartender nods and says, "That'll be one euro, sir." Surprised, O'Leary replies, "Wow, that's cheap!" and hands over the euro. The bartender smiles and says, "We aim to beat the competition. We're the cheapest brewery in Ireland." "Cheers," O'Leary responds. Then the bartender notices, "Sir, you don't have a glass. That'll be three euros for one of ours." O'Leary sighs but pays up. He takes his beer and goes to sit down. "Sorry," the bartender adds, "there's a two-euro charge to sit unless you booked online for just one euro." Annoyed, O'Leary tries to sit but finds the chair too small. "Sir, you're too large for our seats. You'll need an extra spot for four euros," says the bartender. Frustrated, O'Leary stands up, places his beer on the bar, and shouts, "This is ridiculous! I want to speak to the manager!" "Ah, you've chosen the bar area," the bartender replies politely, "that's two euros more, thank you." O'Leary turns red with anger. "Do you know who I am?" he yells. "Of course, Mr. O'Leary," replies the bartender. "I've had enough," says O'Leary angrily. "I came for a quiet drink, and this is how I'm treated? I want to speak to the manager!" "Certainly, Mr. O'Leary," the bartender says cheerfully. "You can contact him between 9:00 and 9:10 AM every Monday and Tuesday at this number. Calls are free to connect but will cost ten cents per second." "I'll never come back to this bar!" O'Leary screams. "That's fine, sir, but remember we're the only pub in Ireland selling a pint for one euro." Expand Hope this helps. (It won't) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 5041 Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 On 16/12/2024 at 08:56, Toonpack said: I sincerely hope that new job opening for Wyki isn’t at a comedy club. Expand It'd be like that time I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't landed a gig 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13020 Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 On 17/12/2024 at 02:32, aimaad22 said: It'd be like that time I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't landed a gig Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11476 Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 On 17/12/2024 at 02:32, aimaad22 said: It'd be like that time I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't landed a gig Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 12758 Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 On 17/12/2024 at 02:32, aimaad22 said: It'd be like that time I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't landed a gig Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34397 Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 (edited) On 17/12/2024 at 02:32, aimaad22 said: It'd be like that time I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't landed a gig Expand Come on, you're Asian so you know for a fact there's more than 1000 megabytes in a gig. Shoddy work, it really is. Edited December 17, 2024 by ewerk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11476 Posted December 17, 2024 Share Posted December 17, 2024 On 17/12/2024 at 10:40, ewerk said: Come on, you're Asian so you know for a fact there's more than 1000 megabytes in a gig. Shoddy work, it really is. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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