Kevin Carr's Gloves 4451 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 08:28, Gemmill said: Do you get jalapeños in Australia? Expand I wish we didn't after that "joke" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13087 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 08:28, Gemmill said: Do you get jalapeños in Australia? Expand Yes, but it doesn't add to the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 7784 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 There was a joke? I just assumed Gemmill has posted in the wrong thread again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24759 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) On 20/07/2022 at 10:06, Holden McGroin said: Ah shit. Working while posting... what could possibly go wrong. Expand Not a joke but yeah, be careful. Me and a friend were discussing a mutual lady aquaintance who he had worked with an he now worked with in his new job. Couldn't remember her name propely so he found it on his NHS global list. Yeah, you guess it, he cced her in to the e-mail thread. Fuck me, I wanted the ground to swallow me up but as for him..... He had to rush to apologise in person and beg forgiveness. We stick to Whatapp now. Another mate sent out a dirty joke be e-amil. To the entire trust. Almost lost his job. Edited July 21, 2022 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12423 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 20/07/2022 at 10:06, Holden McGroin said: Ah shit. Working while posting... what could possibly go wrong. Expand That's not funny either 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 8173 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) On 21/07/2022 at 09:42, Renton said: Not a joke but yeah, be careful. Me and a friend were discussing a mutual lady aquaintance who he had worked with an he now worked with in his new job. Couldn't remember her name propely so he found it on his NHS global list. Yeah, you guess it, he cced her in to the e-mail thread. Fuck me, I wanted the ground to swallow me up but as for him..... He had to rush to apologise in person and beg forgiveness. We stick to Whatapp now. Another mate sent out a dirty joke be e-amil. To the entire trust. Almost lost his job. Expand I can just imagine. "mate, remember that Sharon in Cardiology. You know, the one with the cracking norks. " Edited July 21, 2022 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12423 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) On 21/07/2022 at 15:30, Holden McGroin said: I can just imagine. "mate, remember that Sharon in Cardiology. You know, the one with the cracking norks. " Expand Takes me back to my schooldays (eons ago) Field trip to ford castle iirc, in our room, one of the lads (back to door) says "bet Mr Cooper has Miss Pollock down to her bra and panties by now", who'd just walked in (aye both of them) Edited July 21, 2022 by Toonpack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24759 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 (edited) On 21/07/2022 at 15:47, Toonpack said: Takes me back to my schooldays (eons ago) Field trip to ford castle iirc, in our room, one of the lads (back to door) says "bet Mr Cooper has Miss Pollock down to her bra and panties by now", who'd just walked in (aye both of them) Expand I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. Edited July 21, 2022 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34700 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 16:04, Renton said: I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. Expand ‘Reader, I married her.’ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12423 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 16:04, Renton said: I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. Expand was some of the lads in the top room, which was connected to room below by a stairway in the wall, (for olde aristocratic secret shagging purposes) top door was locked, we were below and that door was open, half the lads went to each door when everyone had supposedly turned in and we sprayed every can of deodorant we had through the keyholes, nearly killed them 😂😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38164 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 16:04, Renton said: I went to a field trip to Ford castle too, circa 1987 I think. Got friendly with a slapper from Wallsend in an alcove late at night. Ahh, the mammaries. Expand Not called Yuri by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24759 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 I've no idea now. I've looked up the meaning of Yuri though and apparently it means Japanese girl love. Which sounds very nice, admittedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 53458 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 19:09, Renton said: I've no idea now. I've looked up the meaning of Yuri though and apparently it means Japanese girl love. Which sounds very nice, admittedly. Expand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24759 Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Oooh, I don't know how you have the nerve. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12423 Posted July 22, 2022 Share Posted July 22, 2022 My application to join the local brass band has been rejected. Apparently they prefer loud, confident personalities and I don’t like blowing my own trumpet. (Gemmill would get in mind!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13087 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 On 22/07/2022 at 15:22, Toonpack said: My application to join the local brass band has been rejected. Apparently they prefer loud, confident personalities and I don’t like blowing my own trumpet. (Gemmill would get in mind!) Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46800 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 I see Elton John spent £2million on a gym for his pet rabbits. It’s a little fit bunny.… 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38164 Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 On 21/07/2022 at 19:09, Renton said: I've no idea now. I've looked up the meaning of Yuri though and apparently it means Japanese girl love. Which sounds very nice, admittedly. Expand 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13087 Posted July 24, 2022 Share Posted July 24, 2022 On 23/07/2022 at 12:16, Monkeys Fist said: I see Elton John spent £2million on a gym for his pet rabbits. It’s a little fit bunny.… Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24476 Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Howmanheyman 38431 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 13:44, Dr Gloom said: I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13087 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 13:44, Dr Gloom said: I had to fire my fruit delivery driver today. I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas. Expand 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24476 Posted October 4, 2022 Author Share Posted October 4, 2022 I saw an old man today who fell into a well. I guess he couldn’t see that well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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