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My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” 


I was home in 5 minutes.

 

I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog.

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Ancient Greek lad walks in to a tailors in Athens, holding up his torn toga. 
 

Tailor looks up and says 

“ Euripides ?”

 

Bloke nods and says 

“ Eumenides?”

 

Tailor nods. 

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I have a vague memory of that joke being told by someone really old school - might have been Bernie Winters or Frankie Howerd.

 

Possibly the latter on Up Pompeii.

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Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million sicillion people.


That's the biggest number I've ever heard.

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5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million sicillion people.


That's the biggest number I've ever heard.

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I started a price comparison website for savoury baked goods in Jamaica. 
 

Pierates of the Caribbean 

 

 

Ooof :lol:

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