ewerk 22163 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Ax ah 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 16108 Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 My wife rang me at the pub and said, “If you’re not home in 10 minutes, I’m giving the dinner I cooked you to the dog.” I was home in 5 minutes. I’d hate for anything to happen to the dog. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 16108 Posted April 3 Author Share Posted April 3 I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31124 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6633 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: I once swallowed a book of synonyms. It’s given me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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RobinRobin 6633 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Dung beetle walks into a bar ... ... "Is this stool taken?" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 8675 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 31124 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 Ancient Greek lad walks in to a tailors in Athens, holding up his torn toga. Tailor looks up and says “ Euripides ?” Bloke nods and says “ Eumenides?” Tailor nods. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3141 Posted April 4 Share Posted April 4 I have a vague memory of that joke being told by someone really old school - might have been Bernie Winters or Frankie Howerd. Possibly the latter on Up Pompeii. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 16108 Posted April 4 Author Share Posted April 4 I ordered a giant duck at a fancy restaurant last night. The bill was huge! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6633 Posted April 5 Share Posted April 5 6 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: I ordered a giant duck at a fancy restaurant last night. The bill was huge! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 16108 Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million sicillion people. That's the biggest number I've ever heard. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31124 Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 6633 Posted April 9 Share Posted April 9 5 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Just reading that there's a small Island off the coast of Italy with 5 million sicillion people. That's the biggest number I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 16108 Posted April 17 Author Share Posted April 17 My yoga teacher came from Jamaica She teaches the Pilates Of The Caribbean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 27103 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 My Chinese flight instructor lives in Jamaica. His company is called Pilots of the Caribbean. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31124 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I started a price comparison website for savoury baked goods in Jamaica. Pierates of the Caribbean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 16108 Posted April 17 Author Share Posted April 17 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: I started a price comparison website for savoury baked goods in Jamaica. Pierates of the Caribbean Ooof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 16108 Posted April 17 Author Share Posted April 17 i used to run an exotic bird zoo in jamaica it was called parrots of the caribbean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31124 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 2 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i used to run an exotic bird zoo in jamaica it was called parrots of the caribbean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 12155 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 I went to an anger management class in Jamaica. Irates of the Caribbean. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 31124 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Angry Pirate, you say??? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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