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Do you reckon Ashley and Llambias are signing players based on a game of Scrabble?

 

"I've got Aliadière for 10 Mike"

 

"Fuck that kidda Ive just found Shefki Kuqi for 33 but its on a triple word, thats 99 my son, now get him signed up!!"

 

Tomorrow's Mirror: "Toon chase Anderlecht's Xherdan Shaqiri! Managing director Derek Llambias's extensive scouting network identified this player as a '125-pointer'."

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What did you expect with Ashley in charge?

 

Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up.

 

'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up.

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What did you expect with Ashley in charge?

 

Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up.

 

'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up.

 

Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley!

 

 

 

;)

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What did you expect with Ashley in charge?

 

Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up.

 

'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up.

 

Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley!

 

 

 

;)

 

Nothing productive to add? Then, belt up.

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What did you expect with Ashley in charge?

 

Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up.

 

'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up.

 

Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley!

 

 

 

;)

 

:D

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What did you expect with Ashley in charge?

 

Sums the level of ambition currently at the club up.

 

'Lets replace Andy Carroll with Shefqi Kuqi.' Shefqi fucken Kuqi, the man only famous for one thing, belly flopping. Couldn't make it up.

 

Yeah lets all go sign your petition and get rid of Ashley!

 

 

 

;)

 

:D Kevin shoots, Kevin scores! First goal in over 5500 posts.

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My brother-in-law's a palace fan reckons he's fucking awful, couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo, but he will run around like an excited spaniel for the 5 minutes he maybe on the pitch.

Great. ;)

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What no. shirt is he getting?

40-something. I.e. his age ;)

 

ah, same as Martins at Brum then...................

 

:D

 

as long as its not the no. 9 shirt.

 

Christ, can you imagine? I just know he's going to score a decent header from a corner, do that daft celebration and break all his ribs. Then we'll sign Aliadiere and so on and so forth.

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I no he is shite, obviously, but its a short term solution and we had the pick of a bad bunch having waited till after the transfer window. It is another body at the end of the day and only here till the end of the season.

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