McFaul 35 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Shite! One of mine is doon already. Argentina 1 Bolivia 1 wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 One of Enrique, Tiote, Colo or Jonas will be sold just as the transfer window shuts, in either this or the January window.And the "to late to find a replacement" and "an offer to good to turn down" statements will appear in relation to said sale. Just one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 There will be lots of transfer activity this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6307 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 CT will carry on preaching CWarr07's sermons... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 CT will carry on preaching CWarr07's sermons... winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 One of Enrique, Tiote, Colo or Jonas will be sold just as the transfer window shuts, in either this or the January window.And the "to late to find a replacement" and "an offer to good to turn down" statements will appear in relation to said sale. Just one? There is no doubt more than one will be off in the next 12 months but the last minute "to late to find a replacement" 11:59pm transfer will be one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3981 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 If Pardew is telling the truth about only two more players being brought in, one of whom is Taylor, then regardless of any departures we will be in a relegation battle. I disagree, we look in better shape than we did last season imo. We have lost Nolan and Carroll but gained Ba, Marveaux and Cabaye, also will have Ben Arfa and Gosling who weren't exactly available last season. Don't see how we haven't improved but maybe I just have my 'head in the sand'. If Taylor comes in and a decent forward, then Enrique leaves and maybe Best, Smith etc then I think we will be stronger as a squad and first 11. I think the midfield has been nicely improved but I'm gravely concerned about the attack and the defence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I predict we will sign one £10m+ player in this transfer window. that is possible, but it leaves 25m quid from Carroll still outstanding, and its before any other sales. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 This ones a bit of a no brainer like. But by the end of the transfer window many fans will be in uproar pointing to the £35M asking where it's gone. The club will say nothing but Pardew will likely come out and mention contracts, wages and the undersoil heating at the training ground. In other words - we wont spend the £35M on players, including wages or not (not taking into account outgoing players as well) of course this is what they will do - it's what all the selling clubs [by choice], and those that "need to sell to survive" clubs - do. This a fairly basic concept to understand but it seems that it is still completely beyond some people [not you] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 As I said earlier this year we'll be lucky to spend ten million of the AC money then the usual shite about daft wages and fees will be trotted out once the window shuts. I hope I'm wrong mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricola (Black and White) 0 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 As I said earlier this year we'll be lucky to spend ten million of the AC money then the usual shite about daft wages and fees will be trotted out once the window shuts. I hope I'm wrong mind. Add "Invest money to improve the training facilities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Joey Barton to be Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Whoever gets appointed captain at the start of the season to be sold by September 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 I'll edit the OP every time I see an outlandish prediction made by someone. Angry Steve 23/06/11 - Dan Gosling will not play more than 90 mins (total) of competitive football for the first team before Halloween. Ant 21/06/11 - We wont sign any single player for a double figure transfer fee as long as Ashley is here. Ayatollah Hermione 04/07/11 - If Sunderland beat us at the SOL this year, I'll get that new awful home top with Ameobi 23 on the back of it. Chez 07/06/11 - We'll have a better playing staff at the start of next season Christmas Tree 29/05/11 - Spurs are finished. They are on the way down with no CL money. They'll finish below us next season. 30/05/11 - Barton wont play for us again 04/07/11 - Joey Barton to be Captain Coloccini announced 08/07 04/07/11 - There will be lots of transfer activity this week. Nobody was signed. Typically, CT's official predictions on Barton contradicted each other, even before they were proved either way. CleeToonFan 05/06/11 - We will beat Sunderland twice next season without letting in a single goal Dr Gloom 29/05/11 - pardew sacked before christmas after a holocaust of a start to the season Ewerk 04/07/11 - I predict we will sign one £10m+ player in this transfer window. Fish 29/05/11 - 15th @ Xmas 29/05/11 - 13th @ final day Gejon 04/06/11 - I will eat my own bollocks if Nolan signs for West Ham this summer Nolan Signed on 16/06 Happy Face 30/05/11 - Pardew won't be sacked this season. Irrespective of performance. 22/06/11 - We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 in 11/12 Jamie_Gordon 25/05/11 - BEN ARFA will be number 10 next season He is, not sure when it was announced JawD 04/07/11 - we wont spend the £35M on players, including wages or not (not taking into account outgoing players as well) Jusoda Kid 04/07/11 - we'll be lucky to spend ten million of the AC money LeazesMag 22/06/11 - We won't finish any higher than we did in 10/11 under Mike Ashley McFaul 21/06/11 - Chelsea will win the league by at least 6 points. 21/06/11 - Newcastle will sign someone like Woodgate but not necessarily him, but over 30 as back up before 1/9/11. 21/06/11 - Argentina will win every game they play in the Copa America in 90 minutes. They won 1 out of 4. Knocked out in the QF. 21/06/11 - We'll have signed 8 players between 31/5/11 and 1/9/11. 21/06/11 - When this window closes Nile Ranger will be at a club within 50 miles of London, possibly someone like Brighton or Watford, and in the near future will fall foul of the law. 21/06/11 - Mackems will beat us at SOS in August. Papa Lazaru 22/06/11 - We won't be relegated 22/06/11 - We'll have a better home record than last season (more points/more wins) 22/06/11 - We won't win more games away than last season 22/06/11 - At least one of the new singings will be injured pre-season and miss the big kick off (i know this is a no brainer to be fair!) 22/06/11 - Not including Neil Taylor we will sign at least two more players that aren't free PaulR9 04/06/11 - Nolan has agreed a deal to join West Ham He signed on 16/06 Peasepud 06/06/11 - if we spend over £10m on one player I'll run round the Strawberry naked 06/06/11 - bottom 3 by Christmas Sammynb 04/07/11 - More than one of Enrique, Tiote, Colo or Jonas will be sold within 12 months. 04/07/11 - At least one resulting in "to late to find a replacement" and "an offer to good to turn down" statements. StoneColdStephenIreland 04/07/11 - Whoever gets appointed captain at the start of the season (Coloccini) to be sold by September 1st Tiote's Nutz 30/05/11 - We will spend 20mil plus [in the summer window] 22/06/11 - We'll finish 7th and win the FA Cup TicTacWoe 03/07/11 - Wenger's last season as Arsenal manager. Updated. Sorry for letting it slide. Post in here if I've missed any outlandish claims people are making in other threads...then I'll pick them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Just so I'm never accused of lacking self awareness, I've now predicted we'll end up 10th. Contrarytree to my previous prediction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 1, 2011 Author Share Posted August 1, 2011 Just so I'm never accused of lacking self awareness, I've now predicted we'll end up 10th. Contrarytree to my previous prediction. That'll be all the top signings we've made in June/July. Lifted expectations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Christmas Tree 30/05/11 - Barton wont play for us again 04/07/11 - Joey Barton to be Captain Coloccini announced 08/07 Typically, CT's official predictions on Barton contradicted each other, even before they were proved either way. . :lol: :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 That home top better be cheap because if Barton fucks off and Ben Arfa is out, we're not beating the Mackems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsweeney 0 Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 We are going to be relegated, or at the very best finish 17 or 16. This all has the whiff of Villa's pre-season last year and, far worse, our pre-season to our relegation season. You get the feeling that the morale at the club is at an all-time-low. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 Pardoo to be out by Christmas 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 heh pardew out the fat twat brought him in cause of his debts so they can all take the piss out of the fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 heh pardew out the fat twat brought him in cause of his debts so they can all take the piss out of the fans heh heh lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 sorry cant help myself god i just want to grab a sledge hammer stick it in ashleys gob metal end first shove it down his throat till it comes outta his arse lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 sorry cant help myself god i just want to grab a sledge hammer stick it in ashleys gob metal end first shove it down his throat till it comes outta his arse lol DEADMAN ATTACKS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted August 2, 2011 Share Posted August 2, 2011 hahaha nice one lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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