Ollie Burtons Grandad 0 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I expect he'll pay, but if he doesn't, he's officially.... ...A CUNTERHEAD See look, even I gave him the benefit of the doubt and said I expected him to pay. After it became clear he was trying to pretend the bet never happened, I engaged in some light banter like this: Welcome to Dean Barber landscape & design. If your looking for a bargain garden then your in the right place. I take pride in my work and I aim to take the customer's idea, combine it with my own and create the very best garden to fit your taste and needs. Here's an example: Customer idea - "do me fuckin garden lad" My idea: -----------------Tree Plant-----Tree-------Plant ----Shed -----Bush-----Plant-----Pond -------------Tree -----Patio-------Outside bog Bench - Fence Plant Fence Plant Fence I am available to work right away but could you lend us £50 first Is that really so bad as to warrant the 'woe is me' shite he's been coming out with? No. The only reason he can't take that sort of banter is because he has no sense of humour and a massive ego which leads to him make rediculous claims on the internet. After he started mouthing off with the 500/week shite and the YOUR ALL MORONS speech all bets were off, especially as it was clear by that point he was just flouncing in order to avoid paying. If Deano had just posted an apology and said he was skint I would have had a bit of time for him. But the asinine excuses only serve to make him look a bigger Cunt. Stop smoking / drinking Deano and pay SBR at £5 a week from your giro, fucking pond life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nortoon 0 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I expect he'll pay, but if he doesn't, he's officially.... ...A CUNTERHEAD See look, even I gave him the benefit of the doubt and said I expected him to pay. After it became clear he was trying to pretend the bet never happened, I engaged in some light banter like this: Welcome to Dean Barber landscape & design. If your looking for a bargain garden then your in the right place. I take pride in my work and I aim to take the customer's idea, combine it with my own and create the very best garden to fit your taste and needs. Here's an example: Customer idea - "do me fuckin garden lad" My idea: -----------------Tree Plant-----Tree-------Plant ----Shed -----Bush-----Plant-----Pond -------------Tree -----Patio-------Outside bog Bench - Fence Plant Fence Plant Fence I am available to work right away but could you lend us £50 first Is that really so bad as to warrant the 'woe is me' shite he's been coming out with? No. The only reason he can't take that sort of banter is because he has no sense of humour and a massive ego which leads to him make rediculous claims on the internet. After he started mouthing off with the 500/week shite and the YOUR ALL MORONS speech all bets were off, especially as it was clear by that point he was just flouncing in order to avoid paying. If Deano had just posted an apology and said he was skint I would have had a bit of time for him. But the asinine excuses only serve to make him look a bigger Cunt. Stop smoking / drinking Deano and pay SBR at £5 a week from your giro, fucking pond life. That formation is pure gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 (edited) Worst unspent £50 ever, just think what he might have got out of this community in the long run? A job? A basic understanding of football? A deep seated mistrust of positivity? A kiss off of KSA? Edited September 15, 2011 by trophyshy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Left it far too long to explain himself so poorly. Bad form, Deano. Pay up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Billy big bucks is a bit tight atm..as usual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Could have earned £50 from a paper round by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Ok I finally read everything in this thread, Imo Deano had a little goodwill going for him until he started playing Billy big bucks ( ) and saying 50 quid is fuck all for him - and then getting quoted "bit tight atm" on several accounts later. Hard not to skip to the conclusion: Cunt by then unless your name is Mother Theresa / Mahatma Gandhi Have I missed the post where Saltwater tells everyone he's actually from Byker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 I expect Deano's not feeling the love..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Ok I finally read everything in this thread, Imo Deano had a little goodwill going for him until he started playing Billy big bucks ( ) and saying 50 quid is fuck all for him - and then getting quoted "bit tight atm" on several accounts later. Hard not to skip to the conclusion: Cunt by then unless your name is Mother Theresa / Mahatma Gandhi Have I missed the post where Saltwater tells everyone he's actually from Byker? where is byker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38743 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 You wouldn't like it. Full of pikeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 lmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohhh_yeah 2765 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 where is byker who is steve bruce, where is byker, etc... can not wait for your next golden question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 It's funny how he posted a formation on N-O and got rumbled straight away mind. Made me chuckle anyway. Link please. This I have to read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 where is byker who is steve bruce, where is byker, etc... can not wait for your next golden question... "Are y owa heatin' ? Nah, am owa Byker Bridge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38743 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Ok I finally read everything in this thread, Imo Deano had a little goodwill going for him until he started playing Billy big bucks ( ) and saying 50 quid is fuck all for him - and then getting quoted "bit tight atm" on several accounts later. Hard not to skip to the conclusion: Cunt by then unless your name is Mother Theresa / Mahatma Gandhi Have I missed the post where Saltwater tells everyone he's actually from Byker? where is byker Go west. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 where is byker who is steve bruce, where is byker, etc... can not wait for your next golden question... "Are y owa heatin' ? Nah, am owa Byker Bridge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 where is byker who is steve bruce, where is byker, etc... can not wait for your next golden question... Come on meight, Im Norwegian! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Welcome to Dean Barber landscape & design. If your looking for a bargain garden then your in the right place. I take pride in my work and I aim to take the customer's idea, combine it with my own and create the very best garden to fit your taste and needs. Here's an example: Customer idea - "do me fuckin garden lad" My idea: -----------------Tree Plant-----Tree-------Plant ----Shed -----Bush-----Plant-----Pond -------------Tree -----Patio-------Outside bog Bench - Fence Plant Fence Plant Fence I am available to work right away but could you lend us £50 first In tears laughing when I first read that. Up there with your 'African footballers' stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 where is byker who is steve bruce, where is byker, etc... can not wait for your next golden question... Come on meight, Im Norwegian! Poor effort meight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19817 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 where is byker who is steve bruce, where is byker, etc... can not wait for your next golden question... Come on meight, Im Norwegian! Poor effort meight Is that you in your profile pic, doing the saltwater? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Aye, not that I believe Saltwaters is even him. Thoroughly disappointed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 How come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5904 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Because you call deano a Billy big bucks cunt and post 20messages without a spelling mistake. Then as soon as you are rumbled you're straight back to the pidgin English meight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 (edited) Hehe. I guess there is a compliment in there somewhere. Anyway we are taught english from the age of 6 and being 4 million of us, noone gives two shits about learning our language. Add to that the constant bombardment of american culture through books, tv-shows, magazines as well as english words and expressions trickling into the norwegian language on a daily basis ( I blame the world of warcraft and COD/BF PS3 generation) and you have what in many ways can be seen as a secondary language. ( teenagers saying LOL verbally instead of actually laughing.. As far as being unfamiliar with most things Newcastle including dialect, keep in mind that alot of your local expressions as well as "internal jokes" etc are greek to me or any norwegian for that matter. Doesnt stop me from wanting to know more and be assimilated on this forum though We are all ignorant on certain subjects at certain times, in my case when it comes to local expressions etc.. Edited September 16, 2011 by Saltwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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