Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Topman There's nee normal pairs of jeans in that shop. Whey, there's not much of anything normal like but the jeans are the worst. I just stick to H&M and a few online places now tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5924 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 H&M is great if you like your T shirts to be a totally different shape the first time you wash it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26390 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Yep. I often offend my mates by telling them they look like a big band of homos. Espadrilles, cuffed jeans, T shirts that come down to your navel. Horrendous I fucking hate shopping for jeans these days, I can't get most of them past my thighs. Same here, my thighs are massive though years of weight training and football on them. I feel sorry for fat cunts me, jeans just seem to stop at 36" waists in nice clothes stores, where do fat people get their clothes. Take Paul Wyn literally where would he find clothes? Went shopping for trousers for work last week. Tried on a pair of 36s in Topman and couldn't get the zip more than half way up. Tried on a similar pair in Zara in 34 and I need to wear a belt to hold them up. WTF is that all about Never tried jeans in Zara but everything else there is ridiculously undersized, I feel like a right fat cunt when I try on an XL jacket that doesn't fit in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 H&M is great if you like your T shirts to be a totally different shape the first time you wash it Always alright for me like, even the 4 quid plain ones that I use to doss about in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Topman x2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 There's this guy at my work who's an semi-pro footballer (whatever the fuck that means) and a manager, he's probably on near 30k, loves spending money on shite and blinging himself up. Not a bad guy, but he dresses like this: He had 2 cardigans exactly like that one Beckham has on the left, one cream, one purple. The dumb women love it, he's banging a right hot piece. Fair play to him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandancer82 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 There are some horrific outfits and haircuts doing the rounds at the moment! I'm clearly too old and out the loop to understand it! I suppose its just like when we were young'uns though. I suspect the older generation didnt understand our fashion either! And these young ones now dressed like a pack of fuckwits will look back in a few years and laugh at themselves I imagine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26866 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 Was expecting a bit of stick, not least for the double use of 'it' in the thread title, but opinion doesn't seem divided. I actually walked into TopMan and the jeans etc, fuck me, lets just say I wont be going back anytime soon. What's the word? Metrosexual? Don't know if it's an age thing but if peer approval meant looking like an err.....lets say 'cupid stunt' seeing TR's about, then I'd risk ostracism, personally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Disappointed this had nowt to do with Lionel Ritchie mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anth 54 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Dunno if its been mentioned but one of the worst looks at the moment are the roid heads who wear these tight t-shirts with massive V-Neck colors! Horrendous! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Now that's a look. Brother got style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 4867 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 This thread as got age-envy written all over it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Was expecting a bit of stick, not least for the double use of 'it' in the thread title, but opinion doesn't seem divided. I actually walked into TopMan and the jeans etc, fuck me, lets just say I wont be going back anytime soon. What's the word? Metrosexual? Don't know if it's an age thing but if peer approval meant looking like an err.....lets say 'cupid stunt' seeing TR's about, then I'd risk ostracism, personally. Thanks sweetie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38776 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Saw a kid yesterday, fat little Weeble, had 3/4 length jeans on, crotch hanging round his knees then skin tight down his legs.… With red espadrilles. He looked deformed, like he had legs 18 inches long. Fat Face do proper sizes btw. L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 This thread as got age-envy written all over it I'm the same age and I think they're shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Have a look in the Materialism thread on NO. Loads of the stuff mentioned in here getting bought. Skinny jeans and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Have a look in the Materialism thread on NO. Loads of the stuff mentioned in here getting bought. Skinny jeans and all that. If they revoked my life time ban, I'd be banned for life again after 2 minutes replying to that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMoog 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 These hairspray laden hair-dos are crying out to be set alight imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Completely agree, its so fucking fruity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13861 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Dunno if its been mentioned but one of the worst looks at the moment are the roid heads who wear these tight t-shirts with massive V-Neck colors! Horrendous! They call themselves ''spice boys'' despite all claiming to be heterosexual. There's loads of them in Durham & I reckon most of them are probably soft as klarts. Fake tan & 3/4 jeans. It's like a parody of the early 2000's pink t-shirt thug. ''Look I'm in touch with my feminine side'' he says & then four hours later he's kicking someone's teeth in round the back of a club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26866 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 This thread as got age-envy written all over it Speak for yourself, I'm 25. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) Clothes-shopping is a painful activity, I only do it in times of necessity. If someone asks me to go clothes-shopping with them I have to consult my book of convenient excuses because there is simply nothing worse than that (outside of dying, perhaps). About the biggest deviation I'll make from my usual tshirt+jeans combo is wearing a Toon shirt on matchday. Edited September 21, 2011 by Tecato Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38776 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 This thread as got age-envy written all over it Speak for yourself, I'm 25. Aye, and I'm 26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26866 Posted September 21, 2011 Author Share Posted September 21, 2011 This thread as got age-envy written all over it Speak for yourself, I'm 25. Aye, and I'm 26 Paul Wynn reckons you're only as old as the victim you're feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 How old is Paul Wyn again? Looks can be deceiving - doesn't he still live at home? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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