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They'd sing Jimmy Savile's name if he was getting them 10 goals a season. There'd also be way more dickheads turning up to the match dressed as sheikhs if they got bought out by the Saudis. 

 

Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left. 

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left.

I’ve always wondered which of the following they consider to be the classiest?

 

1- Glassing your chairman when he’s out for a meal with his wife. 
2- Racially abusing your striker’s mother

3- Shitting all over your stadium and village. 

Maybe it’s a cumulative thing? 

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12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve always wondered which of the following they consider to be the classiest?

 

1- Glassing your chairman when he’s out for a meal with his wife. 
2- Racially abusing your striker’s mother

3- Shitting all over your stadium and village. 

Maybe it’s a cumulative thing? 

4- “He shags who he wants”

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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

They'd sing Jimmy Savile's name if he was getting them 10 goals a season. There'd also be way more dickheads turning up to the match dressed as sheikhs if they got bought out by the Saudis. 

 

Being too classy for owners that will never want them is all they've got left. 

You’ve been sportswashed, marra. Next you’ll be trying to tell us the Guggenheim is better than the national glass centre was

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6 minutes ago, Alex said:

You’ve been sportswashed, marra. Next you’ll be trying to tell us the Guggenheim is better than the national glass centre was

 

Do you mean the Guggenheim in Bilbao marra? More proof of the relationship between the cities marra. 

Anyway, the moron Skylon has a new "insult" for us amongst his inane lies. 

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Newcamel. I mean, if he's really clever he can call us "Poocamel". Chortle. 

 

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4 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Do you mean the Guggenheim in Bilbao marra? More proof of the relationship between the cities marra. 

Anyway, the moron Skylon has a new "insult" for us amongst his inane lies. 

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Newcamel. I mean, if he's really clever he can call us "Poocamel". Chortle. 

 

:lol: The same idiots will call themselves classy while constantly making up racist names for the club because of the owners. 
 

Exile has well and truly lost the plot mind :lol:. We have scored about 70 goals this season so far we don’t need to pay teams off we’re just very good going forward :lol:. You’d think someone that can play better through balls than a Brazilian international could appreciate the movement of Isak Gordon and Barnes. 

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"This Exile 1968 character knows too much about our match fixing and is also a threat if he puts his football boots back on. Arrange either a car 'accident' with faulty breaks or get the lad who did Gazza's knee in Walkers to come out of retirement and finally put and end to Exile 1968's football career. We can't let this existential threat linger on for much longer."

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I thought 'MagMoist' would have long been off their Christmas card list after the ex-SAFC player got us to be the team who played in his testimonial at Rangers? 

 

(Especially when his ex-team mate, Butcher, was managing his old club, the mighty MLFs at the time). :lol:

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"Ye Gods, the man is out of control! We need to silence him quicker than originally anticipated. He's a dangerous, loose cannon who knows the real truth. Is the 'Jackal' still alive and taking on work?"

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The Day of the Jackal

 

Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: Will you do it?

The Jackal: Yes.

Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: How much?

The Jackal: You must understand that this is a once-in-a-lifetime job, whoever kills Exile can never work again...

Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: How much do you want?

The Jackal: Half a million.

Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: What?

The Jackal: Half in advance, half on completion.

Shady Tyneside Cabal Member: Half a million pounds?

The Jackal: No, containers of cheesy chips and bottles of blue pop.

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If I told you that we would get 5th place, but that it being a CL spot would rely on two things happening:

 

- Arsenal win the CL 

- Liverpool win the EL

 

.... How much do you want that CL spot? :lol:

 

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Can’t see us overhauling a ten point gap over Spurs or Villa. But theoretically, yes. A second successive CL qualification would be huge for keeping and attracting players 

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Arteta does a three lap goal celebration when Arsenal score the winner. Still doesn't get booked. 

 

Klopp does the fist pump to all four corners of the ground twice, and it's the leading story on every news broadcast for the next two weeks. They show every second of the fist pumps every time. 

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Spurs are possibly catchable given their run in. Villa have been shaky recently. Neither look as strong as we did last spring tbh. But 10 points is probably too much. We’d have to win all ours and that’s just as highly unlikely as Spurs going into irreversible meltdown….theyre averaging 1.5 points/game v the rest of the bullshit 6 this season and have Arsenal and Man City at home (Chelsea and Liverpool away) Can’t see it… at the moment anyway..

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