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I'm seeing Fender on Sunday, whole family outing. I like his music without being a huge fan, I'm ambivalent about the Geordie nation stuff and won't be wearing football colours. But why people from a different city are obsessed to the extent they are is mental to me. Thousands of pages of absolute drivel repeating the same shit over and over. They call us scum, they say we are mentally ill. Honestly, they need to take a look in the mirror and see where the real problem lies.

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10 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Sorry, teyk a look in the mirrow, marra.

Teyk?

 

It's fucking tak man, howay! (or ha'way - soz hard people from Sunderland. Please don't dismount your blood relatives and chin me.)

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Listen, I'm not expert on mackem phonetics. They do say mirrow though.

 

I had some mackem lads replace my windows once, one broke and got a shard of glass in his eye cos the idiot wasn't wearing safety glasses. I was unaware, so when he asked if we had a 'mirrow' to look in it was a case if:

 

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"A mirrow!"

 

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"Mirrow marra!!!!!"

 

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Etc.....

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This paranoid post, the 301st of the thread, needs Fenderfication.

 

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🎵"I remember....

The Journal,

in the eighties,

taking an editorial stance....

to use Novocastrian

rather than Geordie......

 

It was, of course ridiculous,

but I'd love to know how

the editor or owner

who tried that on

views the current "Toonification" of EVERYTHING...

 

Whoooooo whoooooo whooooahhhh"🎶

 

 

Sam Fender Brits GIF by BRIT Awards

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Just now, Craig said:


'Some' of them?! :blink:

 

Aye, they aren't all batshit but too many are. I wonder what the saner ones make of it? I fucking cringe at some of our fans at times but that's just because they're cringey, some of theirs are beyond cringey and are just plain deranged.

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3 minutes ago, Renton said:

They're all going on about this "class" flag? Who the fuck is Mayenda, I assume one of their players?

 

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The poor, poor bastards

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What’s going to wind them up more is that the Sam Fender phenomenon isn’t isolated to the north east.

 

90,000 people came to watch him at West Ham’s stadium & the real kicker for the mackems is that there are influencers who have nothing to do with football, advising people who don’t watch football on which Newcastle United shirts to wear for his concerts. 
 

It’s self perpetuating & whilst there may be proper Newcastle fans wearing tops to his concert a lot of people are doing it anyway :lol: 

 

It’s a mackems worst nightmare 

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10 minutes ago, Craig said:

Didn't they, for a while, argue incorrectly he was from South Shields and therefore an MLF? :lol:

 

 

Yes :lol: 

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Maybe it was during the civil war when Tyneside was in Durham or something mental :lol: 

 

They are clearing hurting like, they strive for adoration & attention. 

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1 hour ago, Tom said:

Maybe it was during the civil war when Tyneside was in Durham or something mental :lol: 

 

They are clearing hurting like, they strive for adoration & attention. 

 

He's like you apparently, the lowest of the low, a mongrel Durham Mag.

 

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2 hours ago, NJS said:

The clip of the cunt on the left's SAFC bowling shoes. 

 

all three of the cunts look like they play a banjo.

i dread to think how many times that poor little fucker's had his arse slapped and told to get up that hill boy and squeal like a pig.

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