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4 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

they've got a thread rejoicing in the isak to the bindippers rumour...

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/isak-to-liverpool.1658419/

 

you'd think keith's one brain cell would be telling him to avoid it like when his sister has chlamydia, but no, he's battening down the hatches, the stupid mackem cunt...

 

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The paper he wrote that Isak was a poor signing on:

Complete and utter wanker funny notepad, writing pad, Birthday gift, office leaving present, novelty gift, stationery, secret Santa

 

My book of what a proper legend I am:

 

Finger Blast Valentine notepad, writing pad, Birthday gift, office leaving present, novelty gift, secret Santa, valentines

 

Mine's empty.

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3 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

As always they'll have to pay over the odds in wages to get anyone to sign for Sunderland, so they are best of trying to get the best players from Championship.

 

No proven PL player will want to sign for them.

What are the PL rules on maximum number of loan players in the squad? 
 

Asking for a marra. 

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Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

What are the PL rules on maximum number of loan players in the squad? 
 

Asking for a marra. 

Also...compleytley unrelayahted. Is tha a Brighthouse for premeyeh leygue footballers?

 

Weh bought weh pink seyts for 50p a weyk over 650 months. Ah was howahpin' there'd bey summin' simileh for playehs.

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5 minutes ago, Renton said:

Why aye.

 

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What's in your head?

In your heeeaad,

Dipshit, dipshit, diiipshit, shit, shit, shit?

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6 hours ago, The Fish said:

Noooo, why would you think that?

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the mackem pronunciation of practically every topic there is very funny

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On 19/06/2025 at 19:09, Renton said:

 

Absolutely bizarre the amount of threads on " Mag tops" that appear on there. As soon as on is locked another one pops up whackamole style. This one is 120 posts since starting this afternoon, same old shit on repeat. And yet. They swell with pride when they see MLFs wearing deck chair tops. Strange bunch.

 

Bada bing! :lol:

100 posts in less than 2 hours. Absolutely batshit.

 

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Clearly absolute bullshit because if he'd done that to a Juve fan he wouldn't alive to tell the tale. 

 

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13 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

they've currently got a thread going in smb about things to do in rome.....

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rome-advice.1658782/

 

guess who's back?

 

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When in Rome...

 

Randomly attack someone with a plastic sword trying to drag parochial football rivalry to an entirely different country. :good: 

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“Whacked an Italian gadjey in the fayace with a plackey sword.” - Great way to explain to hospital staff why you got stabbed with an actual sword.

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4 hours ago, Alex said:

Reminds him of the time he made that story up 👍🏻

What actually happened- woke up in a bin in Jarrow, saw a Newcastle fan necking a piyzza, jumped in front of him and shouted,

” ‘Eyah marra, I am Maximus Deycimus Meriydeeous and I a…”

KAPOOW. 

 

Sparked out cold. 
 

 

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They are still tracking what “Jobe” gets up at Dortmund :lol: 

 

I absolutely cannot fathom the mindset. 
 

“another assist for our Jobe” etc 

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