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[Alex 38402]

Schrodinger’s mackems. Where you’re simultaneously a ‘massive’ club with global recognition whilst being utterly obsessed with how you’re perceived in relation to your rivals (as per that thread) and are a stepping stone for promising youngsters 

[Dazzler 13179]

2 hours ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

from that same thread...

 

 

 

I'm no expert on these fuckers but other than bellingham, who they intermittently hated and thought was shite and appears to be a massive punt by dortmund that he turns out like his brother. surely birmingham city have a bigger claim on the development of either of the bellingham boys than these mackem cunts?

isn't their only other big sales in these amazing few years ross stewart to southampton for £8m in '23, played 15 scored 1

and jack clarke to ipswich for about £12m, 0 goals in 20 league appearances, hated by the tractor boys and is being  punted out after only a year?

 

duly noted and in awe.

What we took notice of was the fact that out of the biggest transfers of young players from the championship to the PL - none of them came from Sunderland

[Monkeys Fist 47181]

3 minutes ago, Alex said:

Schrodinger’s mackems

 

Would you know if the mackem was alive or dead before you opened the box? 
 

If the box was inside the SoS , yes, due to the stench of shite and constant BEEEEEWWWWWWS emanating it. 

[Craig 8078]

1 hour ago, Kitman said:

Being too broke to buy players doesn't translate into having a system for developing players.

Yeah it's reminiscent of when we had Ardiles in charge. Absolutely no money so had no option but to go with the youth. Just so happened we had some decent talent coming through in the likes of Clark, Watson, Elliott, Howey, etc. at that time.  

[Ayatollah Hermione 15459]

 Just think, there’s ages until the season starts yet too. By the time they kick off, they’ll have convinced themselves that they’ll be the new Invincibles 

[The Fish 11635]

14 hours ago, Alex said:

The globally recognised SR6 postcode area 

I was about to ask, why is SR6 a draw?

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4493]

Have any of the makems claiming STID (ironically sounding like VD) makes them “fashionable” actually seen it? Because it actually makes the whole club including fans look like complete basket cases. That’s also ignoring it totally makes the fans look like inbred appalachians.

[Alex 38402]

15 minutes ago, The Fish said:

I was about to ask, why is SR6 a draw?

Nothing, I repeat nothing, attracts young footballing talent like a Victorian mid-terraced house

[thebrokendoll 11254]

33 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 Just think, there’s ages until the season starts yet too. By the time they kick off, they’ll have convinced themselves that they’ll be the new Invincibles 

 

aye.

but there's invincibles and then there's globally recognised invincibles.

[Kitman 2568]

3 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

aye.

but there's invincibles and then there's globally recognised invincibles.

World famous in sunderland

[Howmanheyman 38859]

6 minutes ago, Alex said:

Nothing, I repeat nothing, attracts young footballing talent like a Victorian mid-terraced Dutch bungalows with back yard and great access to a back lane.

 

FYP

[The Fish 11635]

Just now, Alex said:

Nothing, I repeat nothing, attracts young footballing talent like a Victorian mid-terraced house

 

Well, that I'm aware of. It's a few times now that I've had to turn the hose on Foden and Mainoo scuttling around the bottom of my drive.

 

[Dr Gloom 24639]

On 26/06/2025 at 09:40, thebrokendoll said:

they've currently got a thread going in smb about things to do in rome.....

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/rome-advice.1658782/

 

guess who's back?

 

 

another story that definitely, definitely happened 

 

 

[RobinRobin 13241]

57 minutes ago, Kitman said:

World famous in SR6

FYP

[Kitman 2568]

I may be massively missing the point (of there is one) but I assumed SR6 = six in a row rather than an actual postcode

[The Fish 11635]

16 minutes ago, Kitman said:

I may be massively missing the point (of there is one) but I assumed SR6 = six in a row rather than an actual postcode

 

You had to go into the basement of your mind palace to dig that clue out, huh?

[Craig 8078]

I genuinely used to think they had a DH post code. 

 

[NJS 4797]

28 minutes ago, Craig said:

I genuinely used to think they had a DH post code. 

 

I do wonder how their reptile brains cope with "County Durham" places south of the Tyne having NE ones - probably it's the shady businessmen/Magedia/Look North's fault. 

[Meenzer 16998]

29 minutes ago, NJS said:

I do wonder how their reptile brains cope with "County Durham" places south of the Tyne having NE ones - probably it's the shady businessmen/Magedia/Look North's fault.