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[Dazzler 13231]

1 minute ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

They’re basically doing what Burnley did under Kompany with regards to their signings. How did that work out?

Kompany did canny tbf

[Monkeys Fist 47307]

56 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Someone put the boom and bust mackem model up. 

This one? 

[Renton 25134]

 

[thebrokendoll 11337]

1 hour ago, Renton said:

 

They've absolutely lost it like. Almost none of them fear relegation, many think they will finish above us. 

 

 

 

I could be generous here and say brian was trying win some brownie points back because he upset loads of the fuckers by not only taking his family to see sam fender but also reporting back how much they enjoyed him.

but nah, he's just a thick cunt.

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15511]

50 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

Kompany did canny tbf

Well, maybe we’ll see Pepe Le Pew end up managing PSG in 2026 but he doubt he’s as fortunate to fall as far upward as everyone’s favourite Nelson Mandela loving clamp head 

[Rosco 984]

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/since-we-started-making-big-money-signings.1659388/
 

🤣🤣🤣

[London 119]

1 hour ago, Rosco said:

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/since-we-started-making-big-money-signings.1659388/
 

🤣🤣🤣

 

 

Wonder how they'll comprehend being back in the Championship next season without being champions. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 15511]

Why do they think everyone will be impressed at them doing what everyone else has done for years?  They really have been away a long time

[Renton 25134]

 

 

First two sentences here, off the charts irony.

Rest of paragraph, I mean, imagine. Where do they come up with this Bullshit? Reminds me of the days when journalists used to constantly repeat the lie we'd rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0. There are hundreds of oages of this shit now on the SMB.

[Gemmill 53931]

I was already wishing for the season to start, but fucking hell those dickheads are in dire need of a dose of reality. Fortunately the PL has been dishing up reality of the starkest kind to newly promoted teams for a few seasons now. 

 

Even the ones that haven't been that long out of the PL have had their arses handed to them, never mind teams that haven't been there for the best part of a decade. 

[ewerk 35070]

It’s a nice dose of nostalgia for them back to when they used to spend big money under Ellis Short which resulted in those glory days of circling the PL drain like the turd that wouldn’t flush.

[thebrokendoll 11337]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

 

First two sentences here, off the charts irony.

Rest of paragraph, I mean, imagine. Where do they come up with this Bullshit? Reminds me of the days when journalists used to constantly repeat the lie we'd rather lose 4-3 than win 1-0. There are hundreds of oages of this shit now on the SMB.

 

i don't recall newcastle's support being that desperate to be relevant that we've completely fabricated stories about bringing london, its inhabitants and its tourist industry to a standstill while we were given a guard of honour as we walked the streets.

the stupid mackem cunt.

[Alex 38553]

The mention of MBS’s human rights track record suddenly becoming an issue is, equally, a monumental dose of irony and a complete lack of self awareness 

[Renton 25134]

They're going around just posting random shots of people wearing Newcastle shirts (is this even legal)?

Absolutely bizarre. The Bear Beets lad has found a photo of a teenage paper boy on X wearing a shirt - from 22 years ago. Now, taking a step back, who is the odd one here?

 

[ewerk 35070]

In my hotel I have so far spotted two people in Sunderland shirts and zero in Newcastle jerseys.

 

My reaction to those in Sunderland shirts was an incredibly indifferent ‘oh that’s a Sunderland shirt’. Obviously followed by my one man guard of honour while looking down at my shoes and muttering how I hate the mags anarl.

[Toonpack 12729]

It's all going to turn into a burn the manager at the stake campaign within 4-5 games because "this team should be challenging" sorta thing. Same as it ever was.

[Howmanheyman 39060]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

In my hotel I have so far spotted two people in Sunderland shirts and zero in Newcastle jerseys.

 

My reaction to those in Sunderland shirts was an incredibly indifferent ‘oh that’s a Sunderland shirt’. Obviously followed by my one man guard of honour while looking down at my shoes and muttering how I hate the mags anarl.

 

Ewerk's hotel when the guests clock the MLF and gather around for selfies and autographs.....

 

[Tom 14619]

https://x.com/sunlundy/status/1941075658979094834?s=46
 

 

 

 

 

 

[ewerk 35070]

That’s just male passersby spontaneously ejaculating when they see the greatest shirt ever made.

[Howmanheyman 39060]

They're a gift, mind. The laughs I've had from them over the years, man.

[Toonpack 12729]

35 minutes ago, ewerk said:

That’s just male passersby spontaneously ejaculating when they see the greatest shirt ever made.

 

This could be true, seeing the link Tom posted.

[Renton 25134]

Fucking hell talk about small time.

 

YOU ACCRINGTON STANLEY FANS, you're not laughing now are, EH?

 

[Kevin Carr's Gloves 4523]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Fucking hell talk about small time.

 

YOU ACCRINGTON STANLEY FANS, you're not laughing now are, EH?

 

When did they surpass Leeds?

[Renton 25134]

3 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said:

When did they surpass Leeds?

 

In their heads Leeds are already relegated (along with us) and they are in Europe.

[Craig 8138]

Surprised they didn't put Gillingham in there. Probably not old enough to know what the reference is, mind you.