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I think their result against West Ham was well done. However one swallow does not make a summer, as their sisters would say.

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Some major threads regarding yesterday’s first win back in PL for 9 years🤣

 

 

Stadium WiFi still shit

 

Burgers still shit at half time

 

Only warm bottled beer no draught

 

Shearer MOTD & how he refused to talk about them

 

Complain to BBC about MOTD

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You missed a thread about Lewk Onion being on the MotD intro for 30 microseconds.

 

 

Predictably it's unbearable at the moment. They really hate Shearer and all things Newcastle. I can honestly say I don't hate them at all, I just find them a source of amusement, they are unintentionally hilarious. At best my opinions on their players and former managers are agnostic. Looking at their line up, I honestly haven't heard of most of them. Fair play if Reg Cheese gets a tune out of them, but they're not in Europe yet 

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If you enjoy reading utter mackem drivel, and I know I do, here's a comparison between Alexander Isak and..... Dan Ballard.

 

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39 minutes ago, Renton said:

If you enjoy reading utter mackem drivel, and I know I do, here's a comparison between Alexander Isak and..... Dan Ballard.

 

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he's absolutely fucking spot on i think.

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18 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

he's absolutely fucking spot on i think.


He is, but it's a fucking mental take on one upmanship, because we have 24 other players who proved last season that they are every bit as good "top bloke" as not so big Dan Bollard

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13 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:


He is, but it's a fucking mental take on one upmanship, because we have 24 other players who proved last season that they are every bit as good "top bloke" as not so big Dan Bollard

 

I only read it quickly, I could easily have missed something. 

there was no attempt at one upmanship he categorically stated there was no intent at comparison between isak and ballard as players, no bias because of rivalry. if he'd posted something similar slating dan burn in comparison to ballard then fair enough, but he didn't.

as I say, I thought he was bang on the money and really quite eloquent for somebody who's probably nailed a lesser black backed gull this afternoon.

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14 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

I only read it quickly, I could easily have missed something. 

there was no attempt at one upmanship he categorically stated there was no intent at comparison between isak and ballard as players, no bias because of rivalry. if he'd posted something similar slating dan burn in comparison to ballard then fair enough, but he didn't.

as I say, I thought he was bang on the money and really quite eloquent for somebody who's probably nailed a lesser black backed gull this afternoon.

 

Have you ever seen the size of a lesser black backed gull? They're not much smaller than the greater variety.  You'd indeed have to nails to nail one.

 

I just thought it was a bizarre comparison and as J69 says, just an excuse to have a dig at us despite Isak clearly showing he is the exception rather than the rule in our squad. And oh aye, no team has suffered mercenaries more than those lot over the years. At least ours in the main have been decent unlike the absolute shite they have had like Rodwell. And we'll see how many of the present lot they've signed are "Dan Ballards" soon enough.

 

 

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Looks like the Mackems are giving it their best shot at doing a Forest. 7 (I think) new signings in their starting XI yesterday, a PSG defender just signed and Guiu to come into the team too. Probably only

Hume and Ballard from last season going to be getting starts. 
 

If it doesn't come off they might be fucked financially all over again. 

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Looked over at the SMB and noticed there Isak thread, on the hidden page, was only a few pages longer since last night. Maybe they're  concentrating on their own players at last I thought.

Then I looked on the public page. 66 PAGES in 12 hours or so. More than 10,000 posts on Isak in the space of less than a month, more than 3 times we have made in 3 years....

 

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2 hours ago, Renton said:

Looked over at the SMB and noticed there Isak thread, on the hidden page, was only a few pages longer since last night. Maybe they're  concentrating on their own players at last I thought.

Then I looked on the public page. 66 PAGES in 12 hours or so. More than 10,000 posts on Isak in the space of less than a month, more than 3 times we have made in 3 years....

 

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'Wuh aal'wayuz liked Eyzak forreh mag, marra"

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Am in the airport now*. I can report, drum roll, after a comprehensive piece of research regarding the Mag/MLF shirt ratio, the score is 50/50.  So that's out of the hundreds, maybe thousands, of people here, there was ONE adult of each club wearing football tops. :D

 

* Just spent north of 50 quid buying some drinks and TWO fucking croissants for the family. Seemed expensive even for this place, just checked the receipt and they've charged me ÂŁ7 service charge to bring my croissants from the toaster to the table. Robbing fuckers! Still, it's my hols now, just need to chill.

 

Nervous The Big Bang Theory GIF6

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The trouble here is Burnley treat it too much like a cup final because it wasn't just a game against the mighty Sunderland from Netflix, but a Premier League game against the mighty Sunderland from Netflix. That's the only explanation I have.

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The RTG reaction is quality, mind. Obviously, it’s been established after one game against the worst team in the league that these players are world beaters so obviously it’s time to get a world class manager to match :lol: Following up with a loss at Burnley can only be Butthead’s fault

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