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37 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

For different reasons those three all look pretty dodgy at the moment.

They've made new fwiends with Brentford now, and citizen mackem is expected to do their duty and inform football visitors of the wonders of their magnificent city and its facilities, including FOUR chain hotels no less! No need for away fans to stay in Newcastle!

 

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A bloke telling another bloke what lies he should’ve told in a conversation that didn’t take place 

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They're on top of the world at the minute. 2 wins and they're 4 points above us, and they think they've been right all along: the PL is shit, and they're a top 10 team. 

 

On the Sunderland boom/bust cycle, this is as high a boom as they've had in probably 20 years plus. The bust is gonna be absolutely fucking brilliant. 

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23 hours ago, Gemmill said:

They're on top of the world at the minute. 2 wins and they're 4 points above us, and they think they've been right all along: the PL is shit, and they're a top 10 team. 

 

On the Sunderland boom/bust cycle, this is as high a boom as they've had in probably 20 years plus. The bust is gonna be absolutely fucking brilliant. 


Even after three games, they’re riding their luck more than anyone not called Liverpool too. At some point, that runs out when you don’t have the VAR team bailing you out once a match

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23 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:

I see they signed a RB so I think that’s the entire first eleven changed from last season. 
 

If this goes wrong then it will be another absolute shit show in the Championship.

 

I thought "the model" was all about developing young local talent? Yet here we are again, flooding the team with foreign mercs? 

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aye, really classy.

margaret byrne given the transcripts of over 800 text messages johnson sent to the young lass by durham plod as well as being made aware of his Internet searches on age of consent.

of course she kept this all to herself, not a peep to the owner ellis short or the manager allardyce, no siree, not a word, they never knew a thing as she walked away with her £850k psy off.

meanwhile the stupid mackem cunts serenaded their paedophile hero with 'he shags who he wants'  and there's still shit loads of them defend him to this day, she was old enough to bleed after all.

 

aye, really classy.

 

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32 minutes ago, Renton said:

For those of you who don't want to sully your device by clicking this absolute garbage by "Doberman", a right wing brexiter rangers fan. 254 likes! :lol:

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Sold one of their best young players for a profit because that’s all they bought him for. Shrewd, yes. Classy? Erm, whatever :lol: 

Player recalled by their parent club? Yeah, and? 

And that’s it. That’s his proof they’re a classy and ethical outfit. Because they sold a player at the first opportunity and Chelsea exercised a clause which allowed them to get their own player back. Absolutely lapped up by the morons on RTG as well 

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Just now, thebrokendoll said:

I haven't been over there for a while.

have their 6 points been globally recognised yet?

They will be once a local sailor distributes the T-shirts celebrating it to many and far-flung ports. 

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Btw, on my hols I didn't see any NUFC tops. Did see a few mackem ones, at the pub when we played Liverpool and Leeds. There were far more European tops, but honestly, it's such a weird thing to get obsessed about.

Our hotel you could go all inclusive or half board. I'd never do all inclusive personally, as I want to get out the hotel and it just encourages moral hazard on food and drinks.

Anyway, the second last night we were there, this absolutely gruesome maxkem couple, probably early 60s (but could be in their 30s considering where they're from). They were fucking smashed. Kept on going to the bar to get more drinks, their table was full of beers, wines, cocktails. And yeah, they were abusive to staff who didn't want to serve them more drinks whilst their table resembled a cocktail cabinet. "Whey've peyd to go all inclursive, wa drinks are free".

The woman was absolutely vile, looked like mutha Bacon, talked, rather whined, throughout the entertainment. The mackem grandad kept on getting up to do some weird mackem mating ritual dance. He eventually fell over, knocked the table and drinks flying, much to the disgust if mutha. Then they started fighting.

Classy. And unlike the SMB, this story isn't made up.

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53 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

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aye, really classy.

margaret byrne given the transcripts of over 800 text messages johnson sent to the young lass by durham plod as well as being made aware of his Internet searches on age of consent.

of course she kept this all to herself, not a peep to the owner ellis short or the manager allardyce, no siree, not a word, they never knew a thing as she walked away with her £850k psy off.

meanwhile the stupid mackem cunts serenaded their paedophile hero with 'he shags who he wants'  and there's still shit loads of them defend him to this day, she was old enough to bleed after all.

 

aye, really classy.

 

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