thebrokendoll 7110 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 imagine (™ rtg) .... a 6 game winning end to the season, a tottenham implosion an awarding of a 5th champions league place. I'd hear exile's head explode from monmouth. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 If I told you that we would get 5th place, but that it being a CL spot would rely on two things happening: - Arsenal win the CL - Liverpool win the EL .... How much do you want that CL spot? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3606 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 100% 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Can’t see us overhauling a ten point gap over Spurs or Villa. But theoretically, yes. A second successive CL qualification would be huge for keeping and attracting players 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Arteta does a three lap goal celebration when Arsenal score the winner. Still doesn't get booked. Klopp does the fist pump to all four corners of the ground twice, and it's the leading story on every news broadcast for the next two weeks. They show every second of the fist pumps every time. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14638 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Spurs are possibly catchable given their run in. Villa have been shaky recently. Neither look as strong as we did last spring tbh. But 10 points is probably too much. We’d have to win all ours and that’s just as highly unlikely as Spurs going into irreversible meltdown….theyre averaging 1.5 points/game v the rest of the bullshit 6 this season and have Arsenal and Man City at home (Chelsea and Liverpool away) Can’t see it… at the moment anyway.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 2 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Spurs are possibly catchable given their run in. Villa have been shaky recently. Neither look as strong as we did last spring tbh. But 10 points is probably too much. We’d have to win all ours and that’s just as highly unlikely as Spurs going into irreversible meltdown….theyre averaging 1.5 points/game v the rest of the bullshit 6 this season and have Arsenal and Man City at home (Chelsea and Liverpool away) Can’t see it… at the moment anyway.. Spurs might only get 1 point from their next 3 (Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool). Scoreboard pressure takes hold if we can get 6 or 7 from our next 3. It's unlikely, but it's doable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Also, if we get a sniff that it might be on, I can see us smashing every fucker that gets put in front of us. Brighton will be on the beach with fuck all to play for. Man United are shit. Brentford will be safe by the last day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14638 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Yeah, you’ve talked a good game about Everton being relegated too Chelsea have two games in hand on us and are six points behind. If we can find a bit of form then so can they. Mind they don’t have Ice Cold Alex.. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Chelsea's next two games are Arsenal away and Villa away. And before that, Man City away in the cup. Good luck with that run of form. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14638 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Well fuckin thanks then. I’m sat here in my pants trying to prevent yet another episode of “Gemmill prediction regret syndrome” and all I get is abuse 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34625 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Never regret believing that great things can happen. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 2132 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 😂 This bloke needs help. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14068 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: I think I'm going to end every sentence with "...& of course the Genocide" from now on. Love the way he drops it in there. "My favourite teams? Newcastle, Mainz, Norrköping, Stenhousemuir & of course the Genocide." "I'll have the lamb jalfrezi, pilau rice, garlic naan & of course the Genocide." 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) I like how he’s just invented these scenarios and then convinced himself it’s just a matter of time until it’s uncovered with massive ramifications. I suppose it’s a bit like convincing yourself you used to be as good at football as one of the best midfielders in the premier league. Edited April 14 by Alex 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5941 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: If I told you that we would get 5th place, but that it being a CL spot would rely on two things happening: - Arsenal win the CL - Liverpool win the EL .... How much do you want that CL spot? Given Liverpool are 3-0 down after the first leg I think we can file this one under "never gonna happen" Edited April 14 by Kid Dynamite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9250 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 29 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Given Liverpool are 3-0 down after the first leg I think we can file this one under "never gonna happen" Don't make predictions like that. 🙁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 40 minutes ago, Alex said: I like how he’s just invented these scenarios and then convinced himself it’s just a matter of time until it’s uncovered with massive ramifications. I suppose it’s a bit like convincing yourself you used to be as good at football as one of the best midfielders in the premier league, and of course, the Genocide. MYP 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26973 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) 1 hour ago, Meenzer said: I think I'm going to end every sentence with "...& of course the Genocide" from now on. Love the way he drops it in there. "My favourite teams? Newcastle, Mainz, Norrköping, Stenhousemuir & of course the Genocide." "I'll have the lamb jalfrezi, pilau rice, garlic naan & of course the Genocide." "Good holiday, exile?" "It was fantastic. The weather was lush, the vino was flowing and the tapas was to die for, the local hospitality was as amazing as ever and of course, who can forget the fabulous genocide?" Edited April 14 by Howmanheyman 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 653 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 1 hour ago, Tdansmith said: 😂 This bloke needs help. I notice that he gave a little nod to Serie A. Nice to see he acknowledges that we set up Juventus. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobHopeandNoHope 463 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12462 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 They’re fewmin Clarke isn’t in there, despite him having less impact than all the other forwards and finishing mid table. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrahamTaylor5 653 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 4 minutes ago, Howay said: They’re fewmin Clarke isn’t in there, despite him having less impact than all the other forwards and finishing mid table. Have Leicester got a decent keeper now? How are Ipswich top and only have their left back in the top 11? As a Newcastle fan, I would understand Bruno not getting in the 11 for the Premier League as players at Man City, Liverpool and Arsenal are more likely to occupy those slots as players in the top 3 teams tend to look like they are performing better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30458 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 There must be 100s of millions of pounds worth of talent in that side. Given all the players worth in excess of £20m that couldn’t even make the XI 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26471 Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 EPIC BANTZ!!!! 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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