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35 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

That’s drastic :lol: Wait until he gives a couple of penalties away in the first few wanks

 

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

This is better than an anti-Gemmill prediction from brain donor Keith. Bookmarked. :D

 

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way over the knocker?

never heard of that before. is it a saying for profoundly stupid mackem people?

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15 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

way over the knocker?

never heard of that before. is it a saying for profoundly stupid mackem people?

 

I've paid my load way over the knocker before. 🤷‍♂️

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Firstly what difference does it make if other clubs are in for a player or not? -  you still have to agree a price with the sellers. 

 

Secondly that implies that they outbid other clubs for all the "star" players they've signed that no fucker on planet earth has heard of, 

 

(Apart from "I'm really happy to be here" said through gritted teeth Xhaka). 

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Isak has made himself a hero to the mackems. There are 5,500 posts on him in the latest thread, but there were several several thousand posts threads before this one.

No matter how hard I try though, I just can't see myself bothering to think of any unlikely scenarios about a mackem player, let alone type this dribble out twice. Just, why?

 

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1 hour ago, Renton said:

This is better than an anti-Gemmill prediction from brain donor Keith. Bookmarked. :D

 

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Apologies for repeating myself but it really is Pop Robson I feel sorry for having to be Keith's 'face'.

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Love how they think they’ve spent wisely…..Ipswich tried it last year spunked £100M + on average/shite players and went straight back down.

Ready to groom’s experts think they’ve signed a European chasing team🤣

Just imagine if West Ham take them apart on Saturday walt disney jump GIF

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36 minutes ago, Rosco said:

Love how they think they’ve spent wisely…..Ipswich tried it last year spunked £100M + on average/shite players and went straight back down.

Ready to groom’s experts think they’ve signed a European chasing team🤣

Just imagine if West Ham take them apart on Saturday walt disney jump GIF

 

If, as I expect, they go straight down like most promoted clubs do, I'm thinking they are going to be right back in the financial shit again with negative equity players and a massive wage bill. Doesn't their manager have relegation on his brief resume too?

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Loads more Newcastle tops than Sunderland tops at the airport yesterday, which I believe goes down as a Sunderland victory on RTG. 

 

Mind, I did see a father and son in matching toon tops with their own surname on the back and thought.... Howay lads. :lol:

 

The biggest twats of the day though were this big Sunderland family, 5 women from about 16 through to 60, and 2 lads, one 18, one about 30. There were rows free in front of us on the plane, so a bunch of them moved to sit there and then spent the whole flight meerkat-ing their fucking stupid heads up above the head rest to look back down the plane at the ones who hadn't been able to move, flicking them the v's. 

 

They then got on our bus transfer too, and the 30 year old lad slam-reclined his seat back onto one of the lass's legs, couldnt work out how to unrecline it, and got fucking REAMED off the 60 year old wife for it. He was like an 8 year old "ere man sorry for fucking breathing! I've never been on this coawuch before, ah dinnit kna how the seayts work! Fucks sake."

 

Everyone else on the coach looked on in pity, and when we arrived at their hotel, the coach driver knocked them all out, one by one, as they stepped off the coach, and everyone left on board cheered. 

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:lol: I have it all to look forward to in a couple of weeks. They’re fucking always next to me as well. When I was coming back from Mexico, I saw the same ones who had been a nightmare on the way out and one of the lasses had the most insane sun tan I’ve seen in my life. She honestly must have been caked in oil and sat on a sunbed for two weeks straight. I’m surprised she didn’t get done for blacking up. And obviously it was paired off with a luminous pink top to really make it glow 

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1 minute ago, Dougle said:

Erm did we not have a deal with them??

 

 

Nah, we're with Red Bull. It's similar to Monster but less trampy.

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