Renton 2,142 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Ffs I just googled that sitting next to my kids. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Blastronaut 102 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Can't even tell if you're joking Tom. Heard worse band names though tbf and I'm missing gigs so much I'd probably go to that even if it turned out to be Gimli up there trying his hand at covering G.G Allin. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Blastronaut 102 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 8 minutes ago, Renton said: Ffs I just googled that sitting next to my kids. Sorry man, should've thought that through. Just the first two words that popped into mind in the 5 minutes I spent on that logo. Swear I have no affiliation with the band Tom mentioned or any of the nsfw google links your kids just witnessed. Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,142 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 4 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: Sorry man, should've thought that through. Just the first two words that popped into mind in the 5 minutes I spent on that logo. Swear I have no affiliation with the band Tom mentioned or any of the nsfw google links your kids just witnessed. Don't worry about it, they only got a glimpse. And Daddy might have found a new interest. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
Monkeys Fist 7,398 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 “ Daddy, what’s the difference between a piss enema and a champagne enema?” ” Few hundred quid, son. “ 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 3,136 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 This forum man 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Renton 2,142 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 I know, right. I mean a few hundred quid? Do you think I drink Krug MF? I find Cava suffices for that. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Blastronaut 102 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 If its just to cleanse yer colon and needs to be fizzy might aswell save some money and go with lambrini. Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,903 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends Link to post Share on other sites
trophyshy 706 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 Just chill your piss and fizz it up in the soda stream. Suitable for #deluxe #enemas and #middle-earth #entrepreneurial #delusions. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Blastronaut 102 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 2 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Just chill your piss and fizz it up in the soda stream. Suitable for #deluxe #enemas and #middle-earth #entrepreneurial #delusions. Thats the game! Bottle it, brand it, nick someone else's logo and if your pockets are deep enough you might also be able to blag an F1 sponsorship. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 3,136 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 “Piss Enema, the UKs prime Enema brand has entered negotiations to purchase Sunderland football club” Link to post Share on other sites
Blastronaut 102 Posted January 6 Report Share Posted January 6 (edited) Plan B is a sponsorship deal, company logo on the kit and rebranding the ground "Stadium of Shite". Fuck sorry I need to get out this habit of lowering the tone. Seriously though, this jakebaw neanderthal straight up doesn't have a product and nicked his logo: https://drivetribe.com/p/haas-sponsor-rich-energy-loses-ZB74jKekTZ24hqmUf1A70Q?iid=FXovpF4bQQG62axeiZJODQ Edited January 6 by Blastronaut 1 Link to post Share on other sites
RobinRobin 456 Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 2 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Fuck sorry I need to get out this habit of lowering the tone. Seriously though, this jakebaw neanderthal straight up doesn't have a product and nicked his logo: https://drivetribe.com/p/haas-sponsor-rich-energy-loses-ZB74jKekTZ24hqmUf1A70Q?iid=FXovpF4bQQG62axeiZJODQ Did he think he needed to be found guilty of lying by a Court to take over a football club? Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 3,136 Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 You’ve got the wrong Adam Johnson mate, it’s that what made me laugh. ROFL 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Blastronaut 102 Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 (edited) Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get any weirder, Adam Johnson nicks a lectern from the Capitol building and John Cooper Clarke stops writing poems and telling jokes about dogs eating condoms to run for the Democrats in Tennessee. Edited January 7 by Blastronaut Link to post Share on other sites
trophyshy 706 Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 2 hours ago, Tom said: You’ve got the wrong Adam Johnson mate, it’s that what made me laugh. ROFL The oldest thing he’s ever picked up. 7 Link to post Share on other sites
ewerk 6,499 Posted January 7 Report Share Posted January 7 4 minutes ago, trophyshy said: The oldest thing he’s ever picked up. Wahey! I knew there was a gag there but couldn’t put it together. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Alex 5,903 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 With endorsements like that, it must be top notch stuff 3 Link to post Share on other sites
trophyshy 706 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 #Broken #Can #CustomerService #BetterThanMusk 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,337 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 A broken can? Fucking hell what an absolute bottom of the shelf product, and company #pennystocks #poverty #callthebetterbusinessbureau The state of that adult bloke doing a post like that btw. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,627 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 Tragic is an often overused word but so apt for that twitter conversation. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Howay 2,337 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 (edited) Aye, I also can’t get over the “but it’s already being sorted” so he’s actually going through the trouble of getting a replacement for his 19p can of battery acid? Just grow up and buy a Red Bull or an actual stocked product rather than some racist swill you have to order online in bulk. Edited January 9 by Howay 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Tom 3,136 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-have-swooped.1538673/ Never heard of him 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Howmanheyman 4,627 Posted January 9 Report Share Posted January 9 2 minutes ago, Tom said: https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-have-swooped.1538673/ Never heard of him #Who? #Mags #Cans #richenergy 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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