Monkeys Fist 46848 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 07:22, Toonpack said: I zoomed in to assess the mankyness (it is incredibly manky) and there’s actually a white/grey pube on the worktop, at the edge, right hand side level with bottom of can. dirty dirty bastard Expand Makes you wonder what’s in the Wolf Jerky. #basementlife #winnitthair #heronfoods #actualshite 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46848 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 You just know his Mam has “The Special Things” cupboard where he keeps his drawings of aliens, these two prop cans, the world’s only actaul packet of Wolf Jerky, and the dried remains of his parasitic twin. He’s allowed to play with The Things once a week, which is when his tweet flurrys come out. #notapsycho #heronfoods #EdwardandTubbs 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16925 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 "How many cans of Rich Energy have we sold today?" "Twelvety!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12428 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 There's a higher than average chance of his "Mam" just being him dressed up in the clothes the poor cow got buried in. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24578 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12440 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 14:16, Monkeys Fist said: Makes you wonder what’s in the Wolf Jerkoff. #basementlife #winnitthair #heronfoods #actualshite Expand FYP - probably 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38228 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 14:23, Monkeys Fist said: the world’s only actaul packet of Wolf Jerky, and the dried remains of his parasitic twin. Expand Same thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46848 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 12:10, Dr Gloom said: This bloke Expand If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11090 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 17:27, Monkeys Fist said: If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. Expand outrageous slur on the cotswolds. we only eat the finest wagyu down here in cheltenham spa. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46848 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 17:55, thebrokendoll said: outrageous slur on the cotswolds. we only eat the finest wagyu down here in cheltenham spa. Expand This doesn’t exactly fit with your “angry punk socialist” persona, now, does it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 11090 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 (edited) On 26/04/2021 at 18:03, Monkeys Fist said: This doesn’t exactly fit with your “angry punk socialist” persona, nowt does it? Expand aye, ok. i'm a mince and dumplings man really! Edited April 26, 2021 by thebrokendoll 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46848 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 18:07, thebrokendoll said: aye, ok. i'm a mince and dumplings man really! Expand #heronfoods #cotswoldcommies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 38228 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24578 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 17:27, Monkeys Fist said: If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. Expand Wolf jerky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12428 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 Massive future? Not with a piss smelling Middle Earth reject like you he doesn't. Poor kid is nearly in tears too, probably been told he'll be forced to drink some of Willie's Energy if he didn't do the photo op. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 34801 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 17:27, Monkeys Fist said: If you’re bored, spend 5 minutes looking at his trail of failure on the Companies House site. The only non-dissolved business he’s actually a part of is Wolf Jerky, and he doesn’t actually own it- two brothers from Cheltenham do. He’s listed as “Sales Director”, with under a third of the company shares. Expand He doesn’t even have a share in the latest incarnation of Rich Energy any more. I honestly think he’s a rich kid determined to blow his inheritance. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 26, 2021 Share Posted April 26, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 19:41, ewerk said: He doesn’t even have a share in the latest incarnation of Rich Energy any more. I honestly think he’s a rich kid determined to blow his inheritance. Expand Is he even allowed to be a shareholder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2534 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 The whole thing is bizarre and he has zero credibility. Which is unsurprising given he looks and acts like a joke and has the surname Storey (if that is his real name). If Rich Energy were a genuine company I wouldn’t want him anywhere near it in any capacity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46848 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 19:41, ewerk said: He doesn’t even have a share in the latest incarnation of Rich Energy any more. I honestly think he’s a rich kid determined to blow his inheritance. Expand He’s determined to blow something, definitely. #jizzbeard #heronfoods #hotspermgargle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 13161 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 27/04/2021 at 01:52, Monkeys Fist said: He’s determined to blow something, definitely. #jizzbeard #heronfoods #hotspermgargle Expand As if the tone could not get any lower! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46848 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Magnificent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 38566 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 On 26/04/2021 at 19:00, Dr Gloom said: Wolf jerky Expand Sounds like Richard Keys having a wank. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12440 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Back on the subject of the inbreds, been perusing a thread on Charlie Wyke, over there, and him likely moving on. Awful lot of: "He's shite, I won't miss him" and "We can do much better than him" So where'd they be without his 30 goals this season 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6685 Posted April 27, 2021 Share Posted April 27, 2021 Looks like the playoffs after a pretty shocking run of form. I reckon they might make it this time tbh, the teams around them all seem to be wobbling as well. Still can't believe this is their third season down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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